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Living Cursed By Invisible Days
11-08-2012, 03:38 PM #1
Ruby Wolf Member
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An invisible day is a day where and when everything you try to do goes wrong,everything and everyone seems to get in your way all day and night,all your plans go wrong,nothing ever fits and nothing wants to work right,like your invisible,like your cursed...

A curse is like an evil spell cast upon you by a witch or warlock,by someone who doesnt like you,a person who is somehow able to conjure harm,annoyance,frustration and suffering and send them all your way...

Living cursed by invisible days happen to me a lot and they seem to be increasing in frequency more and more and bad situations,never good ones,seem to propel themselves along in snow balling domino effects...

Years ago,i was telling a guy at work how everything seemed to be going wrong for me that day and he said,your having whats called an invisible day and thats the first time i ever heard the term and then i said,it seems like i'm cursed...

Heres an example of a cursed invisible day for me...

I wake up late for work,because the alarm clock that i was sure i set the night before,was never set at all...

So i jump out of bed and while heading for the shower,thats being used,of course,i stub my toe...

After finally obtaining access to the shower,where an empty bottle of shampoo is waiting just for me,must have seemed too much like work for the person who finished off the bottle to go get a full one......

I get out,dry off and grab my pants and find out that our heavily shedding cat decided to use them for a bed the night before...

Next i pick up my shoes and put the right one on my left foot and the left one on my right foot...

Then i try to make some toast,that burns,while i'm busy looking for a container of butter that someone ended up putting back into the fridge empty,must have seemed too much like work for the person who emptied it to throw it away...

Then i decide to have a drink of water and so i turn and see the spring water jug still sitting there,empty,must have seemed too much like work for the person who emptied it to get a filled one...

Now i'm looking for some sugar for my cereal and whataya know,theres no sugar in the sugar bowl,must have seemed too much like work for the someone who used the last spoonful to pour in some more...

Then i reach for a paper towel and thats right,you guessed it,the roll is still there,but its now just empty cardboard,must have seemed too much like work for the person who ripped off the last damn sheet to go get another roll...

I finally get outside the door and into my car and realize my keys are still in the house...

So i go to the front door and realize its locked and my house key is safely on my key chain,inside the house...

After solving that key issue,i'm in my car again,which amazingly,actually starts and i'm backing up to the street and lo and behold,whataya know,theres a car driving down the street,rolling along and timed exactly to get in my way and another car and another and another...

Finally i'm driving down the street and i swerve to the left to avoid a pot hole,only to drive right into a larger,deeper one...

Then,of course,all the way to work,at every single intersection i reach,i'm staring at a red light, never a green one,not even once...

Now i've successfully battled my way to get to where i dont want to be,at work,as my overbearing boss says,your late and i say,no kidding and he says better not make it a habit and i say,i dont think thats up to me and he says what and i say nothing...

As i soon discover that empty pocket feeling,again and find out that those damn keys of mine are now locked in my car...

I reach for my cell phone to call triple a for someone to unlock my car and my phone goes flying out of my hand and breaks on the floor...

All morning and afternoon,everything i touch is either spilled,dropped or knocked over...

Every doorway i try and walk through there just happens to be someone colliding into me,every single doorway,every single time...

Now the seemingly endless work day is over and im trying to drive home and theres those red lights again,staring at me,mocking me,daring me to run one of them and get nailed with an over inflated ticket...

Further down the street and almost home,a person in a car does run a red light and almost slams right into me...

After avoiding that disaster,right away another person in another car,backs out of their driveway,without stopping and i almost get hit again...

Now i'm driving down my street,playing dodge ball with those damn pot holes,as usual and home is now in sight...

I park the car,get out and walk right into a skunk that just happens to be right there,as if it was intentionally waiting just for me...

Without getting sprayed,i get into the house and turn on the lamp light,as its bulb blows out and i'm standing in the dark...

I finally find a flashlight,containg none other than,whataya know,dead batteries...

Now the light is fixed and there on the table is my car insurance bill,that i forgot to pay on time,glaring at me and i swear i can almost hear it laughing,tearing its financial fangs deep into my sanity...

Thats an invisible day,almost like i was never there,like i was invisible,like i'm cursed and without any doubt,those types of days and nights happen to me more than i would ever like to admit to myself...

Theres no doubt whatsoever that good things and happy situations never happen often and when they do occur,they never arrive in endless chains like bad things almost always seem to do...
11-08-2012, 03:47 PM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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It seems to me that you hate what you are doing in life, so, why not look for another job? Or, maybe you just need a short and FUN vacation. Why doesn't your cat have his/her own bed?
11-08-2012, 03:52 PM #3
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Sounds like my yesterday lmao.gif bad roads, trouble with the boss, dentist, and lots more, ending with a rock chip in my new windshield rofl.gif
11-08-2012, 04:47 PM #4
Ruby Wolf Member
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(11-08-2012, 03:52 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Sounds like my yesterday lmao.gif bad roads, trouble with the boss, dentist, and lots more, ending with a rock chip in my new windshield rofl.gif

I'm just trying to vividly express how bad things seem to snow ball in domino effects,like your actually invisible,like your really cursed and how good things never seem to happen that way,seems to be almost like glitches in the matrix? like viruses in the simulation? like the programmers dont like certain people and so they download all sorts of frustrations,annoyances,bad luck and harmful situations into their virtual world to upset and enrage and hurt those they feel like cursing?
11-08-2012, 04:58 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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(11-08-2012, 03:47 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  It seems to me that you hate what you are doing in life, so, why not look for another job? Or, maybe you just need a short and FUN vacation. Why doesn't your cat have his/her own bed?

We allow our cat to roam around the house freely and so she sleeps wherever she feels like and vacation to me is not having to play the mind numbing,soul shattering game called beat the clock at work and work is somewhere i'll never want to go and something i'll never like doing,no matter where or what it is...
11-08-2012, 05:06 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(11-08-2012, 04:58 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  
(11-08-2012, 03:47 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  It seems to me that you hate what you are doing in life, so, why not look for another job? Or, maybe you just need a short and FUN vacation. Why doesn't your cat have his/her own bed?

We allow our cat to roam around the house freely and so she sleeps wherever she feels like and vacation to me is not having to play the mind numbing,soul shattering game called beat the clock at work and work is somewhere i'll never want to go and something i'll never like doing,no matter where or what it is...


Not even for free beer?

http://yourmoney.ca/Life_Events/career/G...ookup=true

11-08-2012, 05:12 PM #7
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
(11-08-2012, 04:47 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  I'm just trying to vividly express how bad things seem to snow ball in domino effects,like your actually invisible,like your really cursed and how good things never seem to happen that way,seems to be almost like glitches in the matrix? like viruses in the simulation? like the programmers dont like certain people and so they download all sorts of frustrations,annoyances,bad luck and harmful situations into their virtual world to upset and enrage those they feel like cursing?


Oh 13.gif I thought it was humorous chuckle.gif
11-08-2012, 05:50 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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What other thing can you do about it but laugh. chuckle.gif We had a similar day on Monday, several glitches in the matrix, but I'll never react to stuff I have no control over. I'll never see myself as a victim of this Universe. beercheer.gif
11-08-2012, 06:02 PM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(11-08-2012, 05:50 PM)Octo Wrote:  What other thing can you do about it but laugh. chuckle.gif We had a similar day on Monday, several glitches in the matrix, but I'll never react to stuff I have no control over. I'll never see myself as a victim of this Universe. beercheer.gif


iagree.gif and iagree.gif
11-08-2012, 06:23 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Great thread, we've all been there. I recall this post by Jed here... BTW Jed? What the hell happened to you?

(05-31-2012, 12:18 PM)Jed Wrote:  Ya'll ever have one of them days
where ya' can't do nothing right?
The dern fool coffee cup handle
broke clean off the cup as I was
halfway twixt the table and my
pie hole.
Needless to say, it all ended up in my
lap. I run like a stuck pig to the
indoor outhouse a taken my britches
off along the way and tripped over
the dern things and smacked my
head on the hallway table.
After all that I finally sat down on
the internet and looked around fer
somethin' interestin' to post.
Nuthin', not a doggone thing.
I reckon I'm a goin' back to bed fer
a spell.

http://kritterbox.com/showthread.php?tid=8274

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11-08-2012, 06:41 PM #11
Upāsaka Member
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Meditation

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha


I try to do follow that saying, and much more from the Buddha.
11-08-2012, 07:12 PM #12
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Now that's what I call a bad day. damned.gif chuckle.gif
11-08-2012, 09:31 PM #13
Ruby Wolf Member
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Anyone whos never seen this breathtakingly awesome,way ahead of its time documentary film released in 1982,try and watch it asap,digitally remastered in widescreen...

"Koyaanisqatsi"..."Life out of balance"...

Heres the Koyaanisqatsi trailer >

11-08-2012, 09:36 PM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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cheers.gif Thanks! I'll check it out a bit later this evening.

wonder.gif
11-08-2012, 11:58 PM #15
yankees skier
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I was in the shower in my hotel room this morning when the fire alarm went off. coffeetime.gif

Biere.



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