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Lord told me to kick her in the face
08-06-2012, 06:19 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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"The Holy Spirit spoke to me, the gift of faith came on me, and said: 'Kick her in the face. With your biker boot'.

"I inched closer and I went like this (he kicks out forcefully) – Bam!"

"Just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God."

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Hallelujah! 15.gif
08-06-2012, 06:21 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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damned.gif Crazy as a loon! He needs help, I don't recall Jesus doing anything like that.

08-06-2012, 09:04 PM #3
Accidental Stoner Member
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That guy for real..?

If so, one kinda can't help wishing divine justice appears before long.

08-06-2012, 09:28 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif The lord talks to him he says 15.gif In other words he hears voices.

08-06-2012, 09:41 PM #5
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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That's one individual that needs to be crucified.
08-06-2012, 09:45 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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08-06-2012, 10:37 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Did you listen closely to that guy?

I think Sam Kinison faked his death!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
08-06-2012, 11:25 PM #8
Athenagoddess Member
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No way watching that. Not good.
Trying to raise my vibration, that really would not help. xx
08-07-2012, 08:19 AM #9
smart-ass Member
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guess he's a bible thumper literallylmao.gif

Beware of the booger eater he'snot full uhoh.gif
08-07-2012, 09:03 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif A Christian thumper.


08-07-2012, 10:57 AM #11
Accidental Stoner Member
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08-07-2012, 11:57 AM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif The inquisition is here to stay.

08-07-2012, 12:36 PM #13
Upāsaka Member
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Not impressed



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