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Man calls a cop to report he's being followed by a pig
05-21-2018, 03:38 PM #1
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Quote: Officers in North Ridgeville, Ohio, received a call from a man who said while walking home from a train station, a pig started following him, and he didn't know what to do.

Thinking he had just left the bar in Elyria named the Train Station, police went out to pick up the caller, who they believed was drunk.

When officers arrived, they found the man stone-cold sober, complete with his four-legged stalker in tow.

In the end, the pig was very cooperative and was placed in the back of a police cruiser and taken to the station.

More: https://www.wcpo.com/news/national/ohio-...d-by-a-pig

The pig was reunited with it's owner, so happy ending.
05-21-2018, 03:45 PM #2
Meh Member
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lol.gif They are very bright animals, the guy must have smelled like leafy green vegetables.
05-21-2018, 04:44 PM #3
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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(05-21-2018, 03:45 PM)Meh Wrote:  lol.gif  They are very bright animals, the guy must have smelled like leafy green vegetables.

The guy seemed like a boar?
05-21-2018, 06:07 PM #4
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chuckle.gif Wild boar... there's an oxymoron.

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05-21-2018, 07:29 PM #5
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He should count himself lucky to have anything at all follow him .

for myself , if not for flies , nothing would follow me .
05-21-2018, 08:32 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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Well that little piggy is pretty cute. He could follow me home anytime! BaconDance.gif
05-21-2018, 09:43 PM #7
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chuckle.gif He's a potbelly they are great, as long as you don't feed them too much. They will get huge if you don't watch it.
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05-22-2018, 05:44 AM #8
Chris P. Bacon Incognito Anonymous
 
(05-21-2018, 08:32 PM)Octo Wrote:  Well that little piggy is pretty cute. He could follow me home anytime! BaconDance.gif

You must have some definition of the word

"cute" that has completely alluded me.
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It's a pig ffs.
05-22-2018, 07:53 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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But prolly has no k9 incisors.

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05-22-2018, 08:07 AM #10
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If they don't find the owner, they could always have a bbq.

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05-22-2018, 12:58 PM #11
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Ewww pork

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05-22-2018, 04:36 PM #12
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I agree pork is off the menu for me. I hate the way it sticks between your teeth, the texture and the taste. Only with bacon did they get it right.
05-22-2018, 04:55 PM #13
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(05-22-2018, 04:36 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I agree pork is off the menu for me. I hate the way it sticks between your teeth, the texture and the taste. Only with bacon did they get it right.

Ham is the worst. How do predators ever eat that stuff?

Sausage does blend well with pizza however. chuckle.gif

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05-22-2018, 06:55 PM #14
Meh Member
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Pork chops are awful about hanging around in the teeth too, but bacon is wort it.
05-22-2018, 08:24 PM #15
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(05-22-2018, 04:55 PM)Below Average Genius Wrote:  
(05-22-2018, 04:36 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I agree pork is off the menu for me. I hate the way it sticks between your teeth, the texture and the taste. Only with bacon did they get it right.

Ham is the worst. How do predators ever eat that stuff?

Sausage does blend well with pizza however.  chuckle.gif

Sausages are awesome in Jambalaya and Gumbo.
Pastrami is a traditional good luck hunting sandwich for my daughters, they eat it between
a powdered sugar doughnut!
Thin slices of Black Forest ham and maple syrup and French toast with orange juice is considered a delicacy.

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