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Man has sex with aligator
07-16-2015, 01:24 PM #1
Cloud Atlas Member
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http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrest...alligator/

Well he's reptilian sexual orientation, you haters should try to be more understanding. He was born that way.
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07-16-2015, 02:39 PM #2
Ruby Wolf Member
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Alligator has sex with freak, musta been a female alligator, cuz if he screwed a male, they would have been given a free marriage license...

Wow the lurking greed suctioning tentacles of the rabid state squid, i mean the cops and lawmakers, are commanded to arrest us for any damn reason they feel like...
07-17-2015, 03:42 AM #3
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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Poor alligator.
There is that asshole who wrote a entire book about an "affiar" with a female dolphin. He claims she used to seduce him. Some asshole publisher even printed it.
Ugh

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07-17-2015, 04:50 AM #4
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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Apparently the story is fake. The mug shot however, is a pedophile who was, arrested for killing a peacock while having sex with it.

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07-17-2015, 01:50 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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(07-17-2015, 03:42 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  Poor alligator.
There is that asshole who wrote a entire book about an "affiar" with a female dolphin. He claims she used to seduce him. Some asshole publisher even printed it.
Ugh
07-19-2015, 04:29 AM #6
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(07-16-2015, 01:24 PM)Cloud Atlas Wrote:  http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrest...alligator/

Well he's reptilian sexual orientation, you haters should try to be more understanding. He was born that way.
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Not sure about alien agendas but...

One thing I know for sure is that mammal males will ğck anything that moves.

I you are suprised?

Lol, have a great evening.
07-19-2015, 04:33 AM #7
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(07-17-2015, 03:42 AM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote:  Poor alligator.
There is that asshole who wrote a entire book about an "affiar" with a female dolphin. He claims she used to seduce him. Some asshole publisher even printed it.
Ugh

You seem angry? What is your point?
07-19-2015, 05:40 AM #8
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Yes, in Finland you can have sex with your pet

http://yle.fi/uutiset/yes_in_finland_you...et/8153974

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07-21-2015, 07:11 AM #9
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(07-16-2015, 02:39 PM)WykdWych Wrote:  Alligator has sex with freak, musta been a female alligator, cuz if he screwed a male, they would have been given a free marriage license...

Wow the lurking greed suctioning tentacles of the rabid state squid, i mean the cops and lawmakers, are commanded to arrest us for any damn reason they feel like...

Hump hump hump...

Chop chop chop...

Giggety...
07-22-2015, 01:19 PM #10
Cloud Atlas Member
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(07-19-2015, 05:40 AM)Octo Wrote:  Yes, in Finland you can have sex with your pet

http://yle.fi/uutiset/yes_in_finland_you...et/8153974

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WHAT !!!!!!! just 5 inches of the poor thing?

Can't imagine men doing it.
And women????? poor pet would be like lost inside a maze.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_marmoset

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
07-22-2015, 03:36 PM #11
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Alligator is deeply traumatized for the rest of its life inflicted with anti social disorders and will never again be able to have a normal healthy relationship with another alligator, sounds too disturbingly familiar huh?



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