Man kills father, injures mother they didn't bring him back any fast food

**Free Store** · 11-28-2015, 06:48 PM

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Authorities say a man faces charges in Louisiana accusing him of killing his father and stabbing his mother because they ordered fast food and didn't get any for him.

Ronald Pritchett, 32, of Purvis, Mississippi, faces charges of second-degree murder, attempted second-degree murder and auto theft in the New Orleans suburb of Jefferson Parish, said Col. John Fortunato, spokesman for the sheriff there.

Fortunato Percival Pritchett, 58, and his wife, Renitta Pritchett, 57, were stabbed Wednesday at their home in unincorporated Gretna. Renitta Pritchett was treated and released, University Medical Center spokeswoman Aleis Tusa said.

Fortunato said in a news release that Pritchett became enraged about food. Asked by email for more details, he replied, "They ordered food from a fast food restaurant and didn't include him."

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**JayRodney** · 11-28-2015, 07:09 PM

What a horrible soulless/hartless jerk. I'm sure he'll simmer down with his new 7' tall prison wife named Bubba to um... keep his ass in line.

**Free Store** · 11-28-2015, 07:45 PM

Say your mother and dad out of the blue made food for everyone else but you? The stabbing part was unnecessary. mind you. Something messing with our judgment.

**Accidental Stoner** · 11-28-2015, 08:06 PM

(11-28-2015, 07:09 PM)JayRodney Wrote: What a horrible soulless/hartless jerk. I'm sure he'll simmer down with his new 7' tall prison wife named Bubba to um... keep his ass in line.

Butbut...NASA just said African American holes do not exist?

http://yournewswire.com/nasa-black-holes...lly-exist/

**Kreeper** · 11-28-2015, 08:12 PM

Well, damn! Dude REALLY likes his Chipotle.

**JayRodney** · 11-28-2015, 08:15 PM

Though in that scenario I'd feel left out, I certainly wouldn't even say anything let alone do a permanent solution to my parents for a temporary problem.
It's all in perspective. As for something messing with our judgement, I'd be inclined to agree FS.
if you are not familiar with Harold Kautz Vella, here are a couple of topics on the subject...

http://kritterbox.com/Topic-Black-Goo

http://kritterbox.com/Topic-Cryptocracy-...similation

Of course, it's totally up to you, but if you have some time it may well be worth the endeavor to delve into this material.

**Coolchick** · 11-28-2015, 08:20 PM

wow jr, endeavor AND delve in one sentence?

thats a bit much for saturday..

**JayRodney** · 11-28-2015, 08:24 PM

Sorry CC, I guess I went full friggin' Spocktard there for a second.

**Coolchick** · 11-28-2015, 08:27 PM

(11-28-2015, 08:24 PM)JayRodney Wrote: Sorry CC, I guess I went full friggin' Spocktard there for a second.

well dont get me wrong eh.
both of those words are dandy.

but two at once.. well.. my synapses arent firing quite that fast today.

**JayRodney** · 11-28-2015, 08:33 PM

I have those days as well. It's called adulthood.

**Coolchick** · 11-28-2015, 08:39 PM

(11-28-2015, 08:33 PM)JayRodney Wrote: I have those days as well. It's called adulthood.

yes. i have heard of that concept.

i said 'no.'

**Accidental Stoner** · 11-29-2015, 06:04 AM

No idea what that shït is for.

**JayRodney** · 11-29-2015, 01:24 PM

Good for nuthin' as far as I can tell.
I suppose it's really cool if you enjoy random pains, graying hair and the inevitable slide towards conservative values.

**Octo** · 11-29-2015, 03:04 PM

(11-28-2015, 08:15 PM)JayRodney Wrote: http://kritterbox.com/Topic-Black-Goo

Did you mean African American Goo?

**JayRodney** · 11-29-2015, 06:22 PM

Yes, of course. PC/SJW all the way.