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Man swings horse's love thing around shocked teens then rubs it in baby oil
03-29-2017, 07:30 PM #1
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Quote:Steven Cuff carried out the lewd act after noticing the animal had become "visibly excited"
A man swung a horse's penis around in circles before 'rubbing it with baby oil' in front of a group of teens in a packed-out park.

Steven Cuff was 'spurred on' to carry out the lewd act after he approached the group in Cambridge and used the horse's tail as a beard.

When that got "some laughs" from the group he decided to carry out the “wholly inappropriate” sexual act when he noticed the animal had become "visibly excited."

At first he swung the horse's penis round in circles - and then "moved his hand up and down the horse's penis as if he was masturbating it," the court heard.

In his defence, the court heard Cuff told police "his son had noticed his horse’s penis was in need of a clean and had put some baby oil on it and rubbed it to get the dirt off."
More @ mirror.co.uk

He just happened to have baby oil with him.

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failboat Show this Post
03-29-2017, 07:39 PM #2
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just when you start thinking you've seen it all... damned.gif
03-29-2017, 07:40 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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wtf2.gif  damned.gif
failboat Show this Post
03-29-2017, 07:54 PM #4
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this is how you do it right: http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-the-Sheath-of-a-Horse

i love wikihow... lol.gif
03-29-2017, 08:08 PM #5
Berries Sunshine
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(03-29-2017, 07:54 PM)failboat Wrote:  this is how you do it right: http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-the-Sheath-of-a-Horse

i love wikihow... lol.gif

That's fairly disgusting. I have never seen the expression "harvesting beans" in a context like that, live and learn.

i kinda like it here on the innernen
failboat Show this Post
03-29-2017, 08:16 PM #6
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(03-29-2017, 08:08 PM)Berries Wrote:  
(03-29-2017, 07:54 PM)failboat Wrote:  this is how you do it right: http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-the-Sheath-of-a-Horse

i love wikihow... lol.gif

That's fairly disgusting. I have never seen the expression "harvesting beans" in a context like that, live and learn.

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failboat Show this Post
03-29-2017, 08:23 PM #7
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found an educational video:

03-29-2017, 08:30 PM #8
Berries Sunshine
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i kinda like it here on the innernen
03-29-2017, 08:34 PM #9
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aaah2.gif Jesus Christ!

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Totie nli Show this Post
03-29-2017, 08:48 PM #10
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Talk about a stable relationship. damned.gif
03-29-2017, 08:50 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Failboat, your googling habits are disturbing

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failboat Show this Post
03-29-2017, 09:07 PM #12
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(03-29-2017, 08:50 PM)Octo Wrote:  Failboat, your googling habits are disturbing

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yes they are. chuckle.gif
03-29-2017, 11:56 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I will NEVER own a horse...

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