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Mark Zuckerberg Denies Being a Secret Lizard Person
06-19-2016, 06:36 PM #1
Coolchick Member
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'There have long been conspiracy theorists who believe that the world’s most powerful people are actually lizards disguised in giant human-shaped costumes.'

But Zuckerberg insists that he isn’t one of them.

“Mark, are the allegations true that you’re secretly a lizard?'

'Um... I’m gonna, I’m gonna have to go with ‘no’ on that. I am not a lizard,” Zuckerberg said seeming oddly nervous. '

http://gizmodo.com/mark-zuckerberg-denie...1781986991

uh-huh.

'oddly nervous', ehhhh..?

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Just Plain Nuts.
06-20-2016, 08:02 AM #2
WILLPOWER ASCENDANT Member
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I truly feel he is.

Reptilians, you know they hide among us.



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06-20-2016, 08:18 AM #3
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
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The reptilian nonsense is just that. Nonsense. I got banned from a conspiracy Facebook forum for saying it's ridiculous Bullshit.

It's stolen right from a godzilla movie plot. Please. Zuckerberg is just a pussy shill for the gop now. That's why he's nervous

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06-20-2016, 11:44 AM #4
White Ribbon call me
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He seems like a reptilian to me..

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06-20-2016, 12:05 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Maybe he has a reptile dysfunction

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06-20-2016, 12:45 PM #6
White Ribbon call me
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Yes..

I'm sure they make vïäģřå that works for reptiles..

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06-20-2016, 04:55 PM #7
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(06-19-2016, 06:36 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  But Zuckerberg insists that he isn’t one of them.

“Mark, are the allegations true that you’re secretly a lizard?'

'Um... I’m gonna, I’m gonna have to go with ‘no’ on that. I am not a lizard,” Zuckerberg said seeming oddly nervous.

That's exactly what a reptilian would say 13.gif

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06-20-2016, 04:56 PM #8
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(06-20-2016, 04:55 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(06-19-2016, 06:36 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  But Zuckerberg insists that he isn’t one of them.

“Mark, are the allegations true that you’re secretly a lizard?'

'Um... I’m gonna, I’m gonna have to go with ‘no’ on that. I am not a lizard,” Zuckerberg said seeming oddly nervous.

That's exactly what a reptilian would say 13.gif

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that was also in the article. lol.

Just Plain Nuts.



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