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Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind and Drops Dead
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03-28-2015, 04:04 PM #1
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Absurd Creature of the Week: This Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind and Drops Dead


In the forests of Australia, every year just before spring, there erupts a sexual frenzy unlike any other on Earth. It’s bigger than an ultra-romantic Neil Diamond concert, bigger even than spring break in Cancun. Here a tiny hyperactive marsupial called antechinus sprints around mating almost non-stop for an exhausting three weeks, with single romps lasting as long as 14 straight hours.

Males relentlessly bound from partner to partner, as massive hormone releases in their bodies cause their immune systems to crash and their fur to fall out. They bleed internally. Some males even go blind, yet still stumble around the leaf litter hoping for one last tryst. In a few short weeks, every single male lies dead, leaving the females to raise their offspring. And so it seems that in perpetually dangerous Australia, even the sex can kill you.


http://www.wired.com/2014/05/absurd-crea...rops-dead/



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03-28-2015, 04:05 PM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
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03-28-2015, 04:21 PM #3
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I must have been one of these in a past lifetime ,,

Cause , I've done this too ,,,

Once , I flopped off and on to my back ,,, and saw GOD !

damn , that was an orgasm I tell ya .
03-28-2015, 04:34 PM #4
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Quote:(You see, son, when a man loves a woman very much, it’s not long before he goes blind and dies.)

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failboat Show this Post
03-28-2015, 04:47 PM #5
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
very sad.
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03-28-2015, 04:54 PM #6
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(03-28-2015, 04:47 PM)failboat Wrote:  very sad.


Sad? Huh?

It just shows what women do to us on a smaller scale. :-)

Besides, if ya gotta go, can you think of a better way?
failboat Show this Post
03-28-2015, 04:55 PM #7
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(03-28-2015, 04:54 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(03-28-2015, 04:47 PM)failboat Wrote:  very sad.


Sad? Huh?

It just shows what women do to us on a smaller scale. :-)

Besides, if ya gotta go, can you think of a better way?

yes.
03-28-2015, 04:56 PM #8
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Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
03-28-2015, 05:00 PM #9
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(03-28-2015, 04:55 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-28-2015, 04:54 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Besides, if ya gotta go, can you think of a better way?

yes.


Let me guess ...... you want to go quietly, in your sleep ..... not screaming in terror like your passengers?

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failboat Show this Post
03-28-2015, 05:04 PM #10
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(03-28-2015, 05:00 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(03-28-2015, 04:55 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(03-28-2015, 04:54 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Besides, if ya gotta go, can you think of a better way?

yes.


Let me guess ...... you want to go quietly, in your sleep ..... not screaming in terror like your passengers?

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death by exhaustion from playing video games. yup.gif
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03-28-2015, 05:14 PM #11
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(03-28-2015, 05:04 PM)failboat Wrote:  death by exhaustion from playing video games. yup.gif



Lol. I quit playing games at Pacman.

Let me know when I can crawl into a simulator body suit and launch me into pagan Rome.

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