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May 21st = Doomsday? Jesus to Return?
05-19-2011, 12:48 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:May 21st, Doomsday is one of the hottest search topics in Google.
So in case you haven't heard by now, Harold Camping is the preacher who claims to have the calculations set on May 21, 2011 as The Judgment Day, Rapture Day, Doomstay
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Quote:-or whatever you want to call it. Camping's apocalypse hype is getting worldwide attention.

Harold Camping, 89, is a former civil engineer and Bible scholar. He is president of the religious non-profit Family Radio based in Oakland, California which fervently preaches the message about the end of the world, now days away. He and a caravan of trucks have been plastering over 5,000 billboards, spending millions of dollars to spread the message.
So, where do they get the funding for all this?
Tax returns indicate that the radio ministry raised a staggering $100 million dollars over the past seven years. The ministry also owns 66 radio stations worldwide valued at $72 million in 2009.
Not to mention donations have soared as well. The contribution comes from radio listeners, according to Tom Evans, board member of Family Radio.


Read more: losangeles.ibtimes.com

Sounds like Jesus' supposed return has been quite lucrative for Reverend Camping. I'll go ahead and make a prediction here and on May 22nd, we shall see who was right. I say Jesus WILL NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES RETURN ON MAY 21ST 2011!
Sad thing is, I'm right and anyone with any intelligence would agree, but do you think I'll have people send me money for being correct like they have sent this goofball Jesus freak for being wrong? sad2.gif I don't know what religion has that makes people trade their critical thinking skills for bullshit, but it sure has been effective.

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05-19-2011, 01:02 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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http://kritterbox.com/showthread.php?tid=798 coffeetime.gif


Quote:Jesus WILL NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES RETURN ON MAY 21ST 2011!

Probably not, but it's going to be interesting to see what Harold has to say on May 22 chuckle.gif
05-19-2011, 01:28 PM #3
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I understand the donation sheets he hands out to people go well past May 21. 13.gif
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05-19-2011, 01:30 PM #4
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(05-19-2011, 01:28 PM)Shadow Wrote:  I understand the donation sheets he hands out to people go well past May 21. 13.gif

like all religions, it's about money. he doesn't believe this anymore than the rest of us.
05-19-2011, 01:32 PM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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They do so damn much damage. Damnage chuckle.gif
05-19-2011, 01:33 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(05-19-2011, 01:02 PM)Octo Wrote:  http://kritterbox.com/showthread.php?tid=798 coffeetime.gif


Quote:Jesus WILL NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES RETURN ON MAY 21ST 2011!

Probably not, but it's going to be interesting to see what Harold has to say on May 22 chuckle.gif

Ok OK! Now everybody's even. Somebody start another Fukushima thread quickly! rofl.gif
Sorry, I had spaced even replying to the other thread. damned.gif I'm getting old.

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05-19-2011, 06:45 PM #7
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funny thing cnn this morning did a little story about this and also then mentioned zombies and how one can defend themselves against themwtf2.gifchuckle.gif13.gif
05-20-2011, 08:51 AM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
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Everyday, I give thanks and praise to the Lord

for saving me from religion.


Zombies?

Don't know about where you live, but over here
they streets are already full of them.
We call it "Pharmageddon".
05-20-2011, 12:31 PM #9
Ghostie Member
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İmage
05-20-2011, 01:10 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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(05-20-2011, 12:31 PM)GhostHunter Wrote:  İmage

rofl.gif That's great!

Have you guys started packing for the rapture yet? beerbong.gif37.gif
05-20-2011, 03:18 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif It's Jesus lol.

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05-20-2011, 04:26 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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From Today's Helsingin Sanomat rofl.gif


SATURDAY (just in case....)

Again, should anything untoward happen in the course of Saturday - massive simultaneous earthquakes all over the planet, for instance - the International Edition will regrettably be unable to follow these breaking stories.
Regrettably we do not have a list to provide you of the likely exceptions to bus, train, or Metro services or Alko opening times - not even in Finnish.
We apologise for this grave lapse.

lol.gif

05-20-2011, 05:03 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(05-20-2011, 12:31 PM)GhostHunter Wrote:  İmage

rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif that's priceless!
05-21-2011, 10:05 AM #14
Accidental Stoner Member
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chuckle.gif

Any sign of Him yet..?


Just incredible, the momentum this shït has gained, worldwide.

I hope people don't hype themselves into dangerous forms of
mass hysteria today.

And if it's all true...well, I could not possibly bring myself to
become a Christian - or any sort of religious - anyway.
Besides, that would prove this universe was pure bullshit to begin
with, and not really worth the effort in the first place, at least for
us free stinkers hehheh doobie.gif
05-21-2011, 12:22 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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I had to tell our daughter last night that we'll see on the other side in case we get raptured during the night 13.gif I guess we're still here coffeetime.gif



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