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May I have your attention? Doomsday has been cancelled.
05-12-2012, 06:59 AM #1
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Mayan calendar find cancels doomsday

Quote:Archaeologists have found a small room in Mayan ruins where royal scribes apparently used walls like a blackboard to keep track of astronomical records and the society's intricate calendar some 1200 years ago.

The walls reveal the oldest known astronomical tables from the Maya. Scientists already knew they must have been keeping such records at that time, but until now the oldest known examples dated from about 600 years later.

Astronomical records were key to the Mayan calendar, which has gotten some attention recently because of doomsday warnings that it predicts the end of the world this December. Experts say it makes no such prediction. The new finding provides a bit of backup: The calculations include a time span longer than 6000 years that could extend well beyond 2012.

Feel free to have simulated panic if you like.

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-12-2012, 03:25 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Dammit! We already had panic sex. gaah.gif
05-12-2012, 04:14 PM #3
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Well that's gonna trash the Meso-American economies that were expecting a tourist boom holiday week this year.

But...then again, they'd really have probs if they got stuck with all those broke tourists that would have trickled in to party on one-way tickets.
05-12-2012, 05:22 PM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,603 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-12-2012, 03:25 PM)Octo Wrote:  Dammit! We already had panic sex. gaah.gif


Practice makes perfect! Let's face it, if you are having sex for the last time, don't you want it to be great? We must practice our panic sex or it will be rushed and sloppy and not very enjoyable for anyone. So, don't just practice sex, Practice panic sex.

About now I bet you are wondering how you can include the panic part.

Simple! Print the picture below and tape it to a window. That should help a good bit!


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I had to go have panic sex just from posting this!

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
05-12-2012, 05:24 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,603 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
(05-12-2012, 04:14 PM)DaJavoo Wrote:  Well that's gonna trash the Meso-American economies that were expecting a tourist boom holiday week this year.

But...then again, they'd really have probs if they got stuck with all those broke tourists that would have trickled in to party on one-way tickets.



But wouldn't it be nice to get rid of all those idiots?


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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