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Maybe you Should Just Eat your Vegetables Instead?
04-07-2016, 11:41 AM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Surgeons at the San Juan de Dios Hospital in the capital city of Costa Rica removed a yuca (cassava root or manioc) measuring 45 cm of length (about 18 inches) from the awful cavity of a 55-year old man, who is currently in stable condition.
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Mauro Fernandez, a renowned sexologist in Costa Rica, was interviewed by Diario Extra with regard to this incident. Mr. Fernandez explained that sex with vegetables is a fetish (a paraphilia) that is not so uncommon. Food play is a sitophilia whereby individuals can be aroused by situations that involve edible matter.
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Read more: http://news.co.cr/costa-rica-man-in-the-...ntent=link

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04-07-2016, 11:50 AM #2
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Quote:the patient was rushed to the emergency room after one of the two latex condoms wrapped around the Manihot esculenta, which had an estimated girth of eight centimeters (more than three inches), ripped inside him.

He ğkking put condoms on it? Was he afraid of having children that came out vegetables, or did he not know who else that Yuca had been with?
04-07-2016, 12:08 PM #3
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04-07-2016, 12:45 PM #4
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Damn GMOs.
04-07-2016, 12:51 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-07-2016, 11:50 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
Quote:the patient was rushed to the emergency room after one of the two latex condoms wrapped around the Manihot esculenta, which had an estimated girth of eight centimeters (more than three inches), ripped inside him.

He ğkking put condoms on it? Was he afraid of having children that came out vegetables, or did he not know who else that Yuca had been with?

No. It was because the condom was ribbed for his pleasure.

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04-07-2016, 01:50 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Ahhh, Chuck Norris style, it was turned inside out for tickling his fancy.

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04-07-2016, 02:11 PM #7
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You should hear all the shït (pun) my wife has seen come out of people's asses in surgery.

Politicians hide themselves away
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Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-07-2016, 03:46 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Hahahaha... Find my keys


We're driving out.

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04-07-2016, 04:45 PM #9
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(04-07-2016, 02:11 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  You should hear all the shït (pun) my wife has seen come out of people's asses in surgery.

Yeah I've heard way too many stories

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04-08-2016, 01:27 AM #10
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04-09-2016, 01:31 AM #11
Jim Rat Member
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I won't be eating MY vegetables. There's no telling where they've been
04-11-2016, 08:40 PM #12
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(04-07-2016, 11:41 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Surgeons at the San Juan de Dios Hospital in the capital city of Costa Rica removed a yuca (cassava root or manioc) measuring 45 cm of length (about 18 inches) from the awful cavity of a 55-year old man, who is currently in stable condition.
[...]
Mauro Fernandez, a renowned sexologist in Costa Rica, was interviewed by Diario Extra with regard to this incident. Mr. Fernandez explained that sex with vegetables is a fetish (a paraphilia) that is not so uncommon. Food play is a sitophilia whereby individuals can be aroused by situations that involve edible matter.
[...]
Read more: http://news.co.cr/costa-rica-man-in-the-...ntent=link

wtf2.gif So doctor, I was gardening naked when I slipped and fell... and... 15.gif

Good grief we cannot even let vegetables remain unmolested?????????cry.gif



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