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Meanwhile in real news: Bear steals Siberian hunter’s 2 guns from his cabin
11-25-2017, 04:39 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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A hunter in a remote area of Siberia was left bare handed after a wild bear broke into a cabin and stole two of his guns.

The 57-year-old man decided to rest in the cabin while hunting deep in a forest in the Irkutsk region of eastern Siberia. He briefly left the cabin to fetch some fresh water and when he returned he was startled to learn that a wild bear was rooting around in his belongings.

When the hunter returned he was shocked to discover that the bear had stolen two of his guns. The man then spent several days searching the area for the weapons but they were nowhere to be found.


11-25-2017, 04:58 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif Unless those guns are coated in raspberry jam or salmon oil, I'm pretty damn confident a bear did not make off with those.


Vlad the Inhaler Show this Post
11-25-2017, 05:45 PM #3
Vlad the Inhaler Incognito Anonymous
In America you bear arms. In Russia you arm bears
11-25-2017, 05:54 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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That poor bear was self arming
11-25-2017, 06:19 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I bet vodka causes lots of weird shit in Russia.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
11-25-2017, 06:25 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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It sure explains a lot of it
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
11-25-2017, 07:36 PM #7
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
(11-25-2017, 06:19 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  I bet vodka causes lots of weird shït in Russia.

^that^ count on it.
11-26-2017, 02:28 AM #8
Adde All in Moderation
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Vodka has been the cause of weird shit since it was invented. damned.gif
11-26-2017, 11:37 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Bet it was Vodka that caused the Bear to turn to a Thief too
11-26-2017, 02:16 PM #10
Strigoi Diavolul
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chuckle.gif Bears are known to love beer.

Un Strigoi printre noi
11-26-2017, 03:29 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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It's nice to have a Buddy Bear liking Beer to Bum around with .
Good for Back up on a Beer Run too .
11-26-2017, 04:25 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif They are prolly okay to drink with as long as you don't make them angry.




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