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Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan
07-09-2015, 05:37 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
07-09-2015, 05:40 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif Win, win. Only when we all become prisoners can we be truly free. lmao.gif

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07-09-2015, 05:41 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif Omg that makes so much sense
07-09-2015, 06:23 PM #4
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
İmage

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07-09-2015, 06:41 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Ouch scream.gif ego smackdown

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07-09-2015, 06:52 PM #6
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
I'm sure the extra money will make the hurt go away.
07-09-2015, 09:19 PM #7
bohica Member
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Another meme a few years ago was rather than go to a nursing home, book consecutive passage on cruise ships.
The money side of it made sense.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
07-09-2015, 09:21 PM #8
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-09-2015, 09:19 PM)bohica Wrote:  Another meme a few years ago was rather than go to a nursing home, book consecutive passage on cruise ships.
The money side of it made sense.

That's an interesting idea.
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07-09-2015, 09:26 PM #9
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(07-09-2015, 09:21 PM)US nli Wrote:  
(07-09-2015, 09:19 PM)bohica Wrote:  Another meme a few years ago was rather than go to a nursing home, book consecutive passage on cruise ships.
The money side of it made sense.

That's an interesting idea.

http://www.snopes.com/travel/trap/retire.asp
07-09-2015, 10:03 PM #10
bohica Member
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Snopes confirms, and you don't have to murder anyone, in case you have one of those pesky Gods that frowns on such behavior.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
07-09-2015, 10:22 PM #11
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-09-2015, 05:37 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

So, yet another example of crime that pays.
07-09-2015, 10:28 PM #12
Coolchick Member
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(07-09-2015, 10:22 PM)US nli Wrote:  
(07-09-2015, 05:37 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

So, yet another example of crime that pays.

well..
it does say they will go to jail..

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