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08-03-2015, 04:22 PM #1
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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form mattress....ha ha

İmage
08-03-2015, 04:33 PM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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08-03-2015, 09:02 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(08-03-2015, 04:22 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  form mattress....ha ha

İmage

chuckle.gif One would hope they are headed to the landfill.

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08-03-2015, 09:23 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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ffsi chuckle.gif
08-03-2015, 11:35 PM #5
bohica Member
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(08-03-2015, 09:02 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(08-03-2015, 04:22 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  form mattress....ha ha

İmage

chuckle.gif One would hope they are headed to the landfill.

Better to burn off the material and keep the springs as a tracked vehicle deterrant.

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
08-04-2015, 01:28 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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thumbsup.gif Great tip.

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08-04-2015, 10:59 PM #7
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
I don't get it - tracked deterrent. dunno.gif

İmage
08-04-2015, 11:21 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif We simultaneously forgot one a few years back. Dawned on us a few weeks later.

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08-05-2015, 05:33 PM #9
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
I forgot one anniversary and hubby took a very long time to forgive me (if he really ever did forgive me (?)).
08-05-2015, 07:58 PM #10
Accidental Stoner Member
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Clearly, I'm not the marrying kind.

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08-05-2015, 09:12 PM #11
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
Sometimes, I think no person is really the monogamous long-term marrying kind; it may not be our true nature. From what I observe of the single/divorced retirees in this day and time, everyone seems to just want to party (hard) and not commit.
08-05-2015, 09:13 PM #12
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
"Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.

The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
08-05-2015, 09:50 PM #13
US nli Incognito Anonymous
 
"Three old couples were having tea one fine day. There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey!” Getting the chuckle he expected, he carried on. A moment later, the second man said, "Pass the sugar, sugar!" This got a bit of a bigger laugh, so the third man, although not quite as clever or quick-witted as the other two, decided to join in the fun. He waited for the perfect opportunity, cleared his throat and then confidently said, "Pass the tea, bag!"
08-05-2015, 10:37 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
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(08-05-2015, 09:13 PM)US nli Wrote:  "Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.

The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."


I have to tell Grandma that joke chuckle.gif
08-06-2015, 02:10 AM #15
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(08-05-2015, 10:37 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(08-05-2015, 09:13 PM)US nli Wrote:  "Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.

The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."


I have to tell Grandma that joke chuckle.gif

How is grandma's health lately?



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