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Mes orteils sont collés ensemble
08-28-2012, 09:01 PM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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chuckle.gif Seriously. I'm painting a floor in the basement, my cat went running onto the wet paint, when I grabbed her by the scruff to toss her out I stepped in the paint tray and now my toes are glued together with concrete floor paint and I haven't any paint thinner gaah.gif and the stupid cat is twitching all over the place trying to shake off her glued together toes

08-28-2012, 09:17 PM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
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Must say you seem to be good at keeping yourself occupied.

Hope you both OK.
08-28-2012, 09:24 PM #3
Accidental Stoner Member
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08-28-2012, 09:56 PM #4
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,775 Threads:1,181 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif not quite so agile as that, if so at least I'd have shoes on lol

I find more projects than is good me lol. I yust learned to say yob and now they call it proyect. rofl.gif

Latest is an old waterbed frame I've dragged out of the basement, i'm going to make a floor to ceiling book shelf from it hi5.gif beercheer.gif
08-28-2012, 10:26 PM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,775 Threads:1,181 Joined:Feb 2011
Tooo funny lmao.gif

I get a call from Newfoundland 13.gif
Recording says I qualify for 26,000 free airmiles, press 1 to apply. I press 1 chuckle.gif
Guy (Eastern accent) says are you over 30 years of age, I say yes.
he says 'Do you have a valid credit card #?' I say 'No'. Then he goes *click*

lmao.gif lmao.gif
08-29-2012, 02:54 AM #6
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08-29-2012, 08:12 AM #7
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,775 Threads:1,181 Joined:Feb 2011
It gets better rofl.gif rofl.gif I'm at work and my kid is in the basement putting primer on the walls. She shakes the can of primer after she opens it, all over the floor I just painted yesterday, then she steps in it lmao.gif Is that my kid or what? chuckle.gif



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