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08-04-2013, 07:09 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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A 64-year-old man has told how he passed out after a heavy night drinking and woke up to find that his penis was missing.

Neighbours of Geraldo Ramos claim that he was attacked by a dog as he stumbled around the Dominican Republic naked while drunk.

But Mr Ramos, of Santiago, doesn't believe their version of events and is none-the-wiser as to how he came to be dismembered.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...night.html

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Just be careful when drinking nekkid.
08-04-2013, 07:32 PM #2
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,722 Threads:203 Joined:Feb 2011
I got it from an Insider

that he sold it to a Witch Doctor for a bottle of cheap wine

It was claimed by the insider , that he stated he never used it
anymore ,,,

so why not trade it for a Buzz

" I can always sit down to Pee " is how he viewed it .
08-04-2013, 07:34 PM #3
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
Posts:4,764 Threads:1,046 Joined:Jun 2012
Don't get a ßj from a dog and this won't happen chuckle.gif
08-04-2013, 07:35 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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That makes sense.

A lot of people choose long term solutions for short term problems.
08-04-2013, 07:43 PM #5
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08-05-2013, 03:20 AM #6
Ruby Wolf Member
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(08-04-2013, 07:34 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  Don't get a ßj from a dog and this won't happen chuckle.gif

I think you've hit the proverbial nail on the head...

And figured out what really happened...

Mans best friend (*-*)

Although I hear dogs are often womens best friends as well...

They just smear on some hard to lick off peanut butter or marshmallow and enjoy the bestial ride (*-*)
08-05-2013, 03:24 AM #7
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
Posts:4,764 Threads:1,046 Joined:Jun 2012
(08-05-2013, 03:20 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  
(08-04-2013, 07:34 PM)KILLUMINATI Wrote:  Don't get a ßj from a dog and this won't happen chuckle.gif

I think you've hit the proverbial nail on the head...

And figured out what really happened...

Mans best friend (*-*)

Although I hear dogs are often womens best friends as well...

They just smear on some hard to lick off peanut butter or marshmallow and enjoy the bestial ride (*-*)


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08-05-2013, 04:28 AM #8
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I see what you did there.

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08-05-2013, 10:03 AM #9
Accidental Stoner Member
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08-05-2013, 03:12 PM #10
yankees skier
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Biere.



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