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More proof that there is a god ( as if the bacon bowl wasn't enough )
01-09-2014, 09:04 PM #1
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App-Controlled Vibrator 'BlueMotion' yay.gif

If your long-distance relationship is starting to go sour and you've all but forgotten what your partner looks like in the buff, fear not!

Technology is here, dressed as a knight in shining armour, to save your sex life!

Get your sweaty sexually-unfulfilled palms on OhMiBod's app-controlled vibrator 'blueMotion', which promises partner-pleasuring any time, any place.

more - http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/...60357.html
01-09-2014, 09:08 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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What sorcery is this? damned.gif
01-09-2014, 09:12 PM #3
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(01-09-2014, 09:08 PM)Octo Wrote:  What sorcery is this? damned.gif

The best kind IMO

If you're shopping Jay could buzz ya anytime 37.gif
01-09-2014, 09:40 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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01-09-2014, 09:55 PM #5
NODOOM Truthtard
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Not available on Blackberry. coffeetime.gif

Life is like a penny, you can spend it on what you like, but you can ONLY spend it once.


01-09-2014, 10:23 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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coffeetime.gif My first thought is how many people would buy this and use it on themselves. 13.gif
Do people on your bus seem unusually happy today? Squirming while they send *ahem* text messages?

01-10-2014, 01:43 AM #7
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You're shopping for cucumbers and you get a text then...................(fill in the blank)

Just saying chuckle.gif
01-10-2014, 01:53 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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That would mean bringing the phone to the store 13.gif
01-10-2014, 02:16 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(01-10-2014, 01:53 AM)Octo Wrote:  That would mean bringing the phone to the store 13.gif

I'm certain the health department would take a pretty dim view of that. 13.gif

01-10-2014, 03:46 AM #10
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,255 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
If theres a hell i'll bet theres a lotta human bacon frying there thats devoured by demons when its well done over and over again and again forever (*-*)



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