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Must have been drinking light beer
04-18-2012, 07:50 PM #1
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Man attacked while drinking alone in yardhttp://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/04/16/M...t=mps&or=3

Quote:BRADENTON, Fla., April 18 (UPI) -- Florida police said a man with a 2-inch wound on his forehead told them he was struck by someone wielding a blunt object while drinking alone in his yard.

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said the 31-year-old man told deputies he was drinking alone in his back yard around 4 a.m. Monday when someone attacked him from behind, the Bradenton (Fla.) Herald reported Monday.

The victim said he turned around and was struck in the head with a blunt object, which left a 2-inch gash requiring stitches.

The attacker searched the man's pockets for money but ended up leaving empty-handed, investigators said.
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04-18-2012, 07:53 PM #2
yankees skier
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Lets check the Facts:

Drinking alone.
Florida.
Head wound.

Yep, points to cheap lite biere.

Biere.
04-18-2012, 07:58 PM #3
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Probably somebody I know. lmao.gif I met some very interesting characters in Bradentucky.

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04-18-2012, 08:03 PM #4
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(04-18-2012, 07:53 PM)yankees Wrote:  Lets check the Facts:

Drinking alone.
Florida.
Head wound.

Yep, points to cheap lite biere.


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04-18-2012, 09:03 PM #5
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(04-18-2012, 07:58 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Probably somebody I know. lmao.gif I met some very interesting characters in Bradentucky.


The drinker, the attacker or both?


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With all the sex and prawn threads running I got to the 2 inch part and started laughing...


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04-18-2012, 09:25 PM #6
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I'm thinking both. rofl.gif

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04-18-2012, 09:41 PM #7
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(04-18-2012, 09:25 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I'm thinking both. rofl.gif


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Probably planned it.
04-18-2012, 10:05 PM #8
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(04-18-2012, 09:41 PM)Prometheus Wrote:  
(04-18-2012, 09:25 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I'm thinking both. rofl.gif


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Probably planned it.


I bet JR secretly spent years teaching some people to drink alone in their back yard at night and others to mug people that drink alone in their back yard at night. Then he watched the fun from his rooftop.


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Politicians hide themselves away
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04-18-2012, 10:14 PM #9
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İmage

And that plan worked brilliantly. lmao.gif

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04-18-2012, 10:16 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Was that your version of a beer run? Wait until after the attacks and then run from yard to yard collecting the beer?


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04-18-2012, 10:21 PM #11
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(04-18-2012, 10:05 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(04-18-2012, 09:41 PM)Prometheus Wrote:  
(04-18-2012, 09:25 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I'm thinking both. rofl.gif


lol.gif

Probably planned it.


I bet JR secretly spent years teaching some people to drink alone in their back yard at night and others to mug people that drink alone in their back yard at night. Then he watched the fun from his rooftop.


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Yeah, JR told me about that, he got the idea after being an intern for the FED in DC.chuckle.gif



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