Quote:Alarmingly, there’s been a surge in numbers of an “uber flea” where the male has a burgeoning appendage clocking in at two and a half times longer than its body.
That gives the insect the biggest manhood, relative to size, on the face of the earth.
Though we had a harsh winter, the fleas survived because they can lie dormant during cold weather and come to life as soon as it hots up.
They usually get into homes on the coats of dogs and cats and quickly set up home in carpets and furniture.
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Looks like they fu#k you in the ankles.
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