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07-05-2012, 04:37 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(07-05-2012, 09:00 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  chuckle.gif

Do they kiiss you afterward or do they just drop you off at home and never call?



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The only make booty calls.

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07-05-2012, 07:13 PM #17
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
you gotta have lips
to give a kiss

and they are sans lips

however
as i said

i don't require any kisses to get back up and out there

only require they don't bring me back here
and let these moron Idiot
Intel Agents get their hands
on me again.

and now, very seriously

if you went
and never came back

just what the hell would you miss?

another world war
another day of slavery
another Mets Game

what????

Walmart ?

or another day of
living on a planet under destruction?

your family? they'll get along without
they have 7 billion companions
to keep them company

what really is so good here
compared to the experience of traveling to other worlds?

Aging ?

would you really miss aging?

would you miss the nosy neighbors ?

would you miss the parking tickets

would you miss TSA and being PROBED by them?

would you miss your Mortgage or rent ?

would you miss the Bills

would you miss a paycheck?

would you miss work?

would you miss your pain?

would you miss going to the doctor?

would you miss the Fluoride in your water ?

would you miss paying your taxes ?

would you miss money and having
to save up to buy something
you do not need ?


would you miss working and saving ,,,,, is that it ?

would you miss TV ?


Give me an idea of what you'd miss so much

that you'd miss taking the adventure
of space travel.

Hmmmm ?
07-05-2012, 07:22 PM #18
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,601 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
Titties.

I would miss titties.


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If I could take my family I would go without hesitation. cheers.gif



I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-05-2012, 07:27 PM #19
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,821 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011

Music?
Summer mornings?
Winter darkness?
Weed?
Etc etc etc.

And titties, yup.

Guess you can have my ticket...

07-05-2012, 07:34 PM #20
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,601 Threads:635 Joined:Feb 2011
Actually, music could stimulate all six senses on other planets.
Every planet with a single sun would have day, night and seasons.
Weed? Hell, what we have might be shït weed.
Titties? The only way titties could be better is to have MORE.

We are stuck with two to a woman.

Imagine being able to slow dance with a woman with three titties in the front and two in the back!


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-05-2012, 07:41 PM #21
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,821 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif
07-05-2012, 07:54 PM #22
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,261 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
keeps ya happy



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