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My name is Kreeper and I am an addict...
04-26-2014, 03:17 AM #1
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I am addicted to The Blacklist.

And if that wasn't bad enough...

I am also addicted to Dexter...

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
04-26-2014, 03:22 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Dude, that will get you nowhere. You need to get hooked on phonics, or drugs. chuckle.gif

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04-26-2014, 03:27 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Are you binge watching old seasons? İmage
04-26-2014, 03:29 AM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-26-2014, 03:27 AM)Octo Wrote:  Are you binge watching old seasons? İmage

Yes...

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
04-26-2014, 03:32 AM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,953 Threads:719 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-26-2014, 03:22 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  Dude, that will get you nowhere. You need to get hooked on phonics, or drugs. chuckle.gif

Serrously?

Phonics? In live near Columbia, SC. We speak Duhbonics around here.


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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
04-26-2014, 03:34 AM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,953 Threads:719 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-26-2014, 03:31 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  its not your fault, its dexters fault for being too fekking good..

10 Hail Mary's (or bloody Mary's) should fix your sins.. bless you..

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I've had two Maple Crown Royals and cokes and two Whipped cream vodkas and root beers. Is that not enough?

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
04-26-2014, 03:35 AM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I knew a lot of people from SC in FL. They really ought to do something about you people. lol.gif

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04-26-2014, 03:44 AM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(04-26-2014, 03:40 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(04-26-2014, 03:34 AM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(04-26-2014, 03:31 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  its not your fault, its dexters fault for being too fekking good..

10 Hail Mary's (or bloody Mary's) should fix your sins.. bless you..

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I've had two Maple Crown Royals and cokes and two Whipped cream vodkas and root beers. Is that not enough?

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not really..

im sending over the flat chested Deborah Morgan to whip your bare bottom.. she will probably piss on you too with her fake p****s.. that will teach you..

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Another confession...

She looks remarkably like my first wife..

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
04-26-2014, 03:56 AM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,953 Threads:719 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-26-2014, 03:51 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  ok, well that wasn't hard to get out was it?.. TA (tv anonymous) is working well.. so do you think that is part of the addiction with Dexter, that you are secretly still in love with your first wife, that you just cant seem to stop watching to see what Deb gets up to?.. dreaming that she will be in a bikini? is there a sexual component to watching dexter? someone is hitting the salami aren't they?

maybe a scientology auditing session may help?

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Nah. We were only married a couple of weeks. I wasn't in love. I was drunk.

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The bitch was crazy and I sobered up. Our marriage didn't stand a chance.

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
04-26-2014, 04:01 AM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,953 Threads:719 Joined:Feb 2011
I feel ya on that one. Thank the gods/ God that time keeps moving forward....

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
04-26-2014, 04:13 AM #11
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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İmage


Don’t waste your time online, invest it with steemit.com
04-26-2014, 09:21 AM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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sing a verse of itsey bitsey spider

that cures everything
04-26-2014, 10:27 AM #13
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,724 Threads:78 Joined:Feb 2011
Kreeper, man...if I could kick it, you can too!

Now 7 years since I went total, instant cold turkey.

You wouldn't believe the amount of brain-space and time that was
freed up and made available for slowly getting
ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN' MISERABLE!
A grand experience.
You should try it!

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[disclaimer] As of now, there is no scientific proof,
that said miserability was in any way caused by or even remotely
connected to throwing out the idiot box.[/disclaimer]
04-26-2014, 10:54 AM #14
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-26-2014, 10:27 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  [disclaimer] As of now, there is no scientific proof,
that said miserability was in any way caused by or even remotely
connected to throwing out the idiot box.[/disclaimer]

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04-26-2014, 12:05 PM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,953 Threads:719 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-26-2014, 10:27 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Kreeper, man...if I could kick it, you can too!

Now 7 years since I went total, instant cold turkey.

You wouldn't believe the amount of brain-space and time that was
freed up and made available for slowly getting
ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN' MISERABLE!
A grand experience.
You should try it!

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[disclaimer] As of now, there is no scientific proof,
that said miserability was in any way caused by or even remotely
connected to throwing out the idiot box.[/disclaimer]

Do you mean alcohol, tv or marriage?

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971



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