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Naked man lathered up in Crisco, looking to party
12-13-2016, 09:01 PM #1
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/10...65198.html

It’s amazing that cops were able to slip handcuffs on Chad William Forber, considering he was covered head to toe in Crisco when he was arrested.

Forber, 41, was arrested early Monday morning by police in downtown Rock Island, Illinois, who were responding to a call regarding a naked man.

Officers say the suspect was naked and carrying his shorts as well as a can of Crisco, according to The Quad-City Times.

“He had lathered himself up in Crisco. He was covered in grease, and was holding the can under his arm,” Rock Island Deputy Chief of Police Jeff VenHuizen told the paper. “He said he was looking for a place to party.”

The Crisco can wasn’t the only party favor he was carrying, VenHuizen said. Officers examined Forber’s shorts and found a small amount of what they suspected to be methamphetamine in his pocket, The Rock Island Argus reported.

Forber was charged with possession of methamphetamine, resisting or obstructing a peace officer and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to the Associated Press.

A hearing has been set for Tuesday. Forber is currently being held in the Rock Island County Jail on $40,000 bond. His case has been assigned to the public defender’s office, according to The Quad-Cities Times.

CORRECTION: A previous version of this story incorrectly listed Rock Island as a city in Iowa, not Illinois.

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12-13-2016, 10:16 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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You never been to a Crisco party?

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just kidding, we don't have Crisco here 13.gif
12-13-2016, 10:30 PM #3
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That's what the bathtub full of lard is for. crazy.gif

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12-13-2016, 10:32 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Just add bath salts

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12-14-2016, 05:22 AM #5
White Ribbon call me
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Single and ready to mingle..

Sounds like a fun time.. Anyone got his phone number?

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(What the ğck is Crisco? American butter? blink.gif)
12-14-2016, 09:28 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:After rejecting the names "Krispo" and "Cryst" (the latter for obvious religious connotations), the product was eventually called Crisco, a modification of the phrase "crystallized cottonseed oil"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco

They should have named it cryst

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12-14-2016, 09:33 AM #7
White Ribbon call me
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(12-14-2016, 09:28 AM)Octo Wrote:  
Quote:After rejecting the names "Krispo" and "Cryst" (the latter for obvious religious connotations), the product was eventually called Crisco, a modification of the phrase "crystallized cottonseed oil"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisco

They should have named it cryst

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Just call it cyst.. I wonder why it hasn't been a big export for America?

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12-14-2016, 09:36 AM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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They know people everywhere would grease up with it and party like there's no tomorrow

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12-14-2016, 09:38 AM #9
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It's hydrogenated, apparently still is. Muricans were the only ones eating that. dunno.gif
Strange story there.

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12-14-2016, 11:44 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
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(12-14-2016, 09:36 AM)Octo Wrote:  They know people everywhere would grease up with it and party like there's no tomorrow

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Use at as lube..

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12-14-2016, 12:06 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif That's not the answer for everything ya' know.

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12-14-2016, 12:17 PM #12
White Ribbon call me
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12-14-2016, 05:23 PM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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(12-14-2016, 12:06 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif That's not the answer for everything ya' know.

Maybe not, but I'm pretty sure it's the answer for crisco

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12-15-2016, 12:39 PM #14
White Ribbon call me
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You should order some online for Christmas..

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