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Need a warp drive to get off this shithole Planet
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01-31-2020, 11:08 PM #1
stranded alien Incognito
My warp drive got busted long ago while I was drunk. I've had it with this planet and needed to move back to Clypton 7 but I got fucked when  I saw my drive busted in two. I was thinking of recalibrating the microwave I have here, using bits of extracted platium from car rims ( as a plutonium subsitute) and re working the whole thing with bits of yard and proton tape. I'd rather just buy one tho, I don't have a lot of free time as I am constantly on the run from humans that are trying to take my mask off. Lemme know and live long n prosper broskis.

02-02-2020, 01:59 PM #2
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it's a real alien this time


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