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Need advice: I think my house is haunted or worse
04-11-2017, 06:14 PM #16
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Kenneth, I grew up in a house where strange noises, footsteps, voices and other weirdness was always going on, but no shadow people or apparitions. Our dogs, and my siblings were never really what I would call scared. You've got something different and your girls being afraid is just awful. I do wish you the best of luck. If that were my place, I'd have it up for sale.
04-11-2017, 06:18 PM #17
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Go to a Strip Club , hang a Dollar on the Rope Railing .
Sip your Beer while the Dancer Bends to pick it .

Now , that energy between you and her , take it back home ,
light a Black Candle ,,, then blow the energy out of you into the flame .

It ain't gonna cure your Ghost Problem ,,, but it makes
more sense then your Thread does , and it gives you something to do .
04-11-2017, 06:22 PM #18
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Gawd how I love me when I write shit like that .

Who thinks shit like that up ?

Jebus on a String Cheese Snack Cracker ,,, that was cool .
04-11-2017, 06:45 PM #19
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(04-11-2017, 06:18 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Go to a Strip Club , hang a Dollar on the Rope Railing .
Sip your Beer while the Dancer Bends to pick it .

Now , that energy between you and her , take it back home ,
light a Black Candle ,,, then blow the energy out of you into the flame .

It ain't gonna cure your Ghost Problem ,,, but it makes
more sense then your Thread does , and it gives you something to do .

I was very skeptical about it...until I saw it with my own eyes.
(The paranormal stuff - not the strip joint thing chuckle.gif )

So I'd have to say the thread does make sense.

No idea what it is or what causes it, but I just can't deny that the
phenomenon does indeed exist in commonly sanctioned reality.
04-11-2017, 07:07 PM #20
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I hear ya'.
Once you've experienced that, you don't have the luxury of disbelief.

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04-11-2017, 07:18 PM #21
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chuckle.gif

My friend Astrid, nice lady in her 60's, is in the process
of moving out from the Brewery as I type.

Seems they still can't get tenants to stay for long chuckle.gif
although the apartments look really fresh and nice, these
days...

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So glad it's the house and not my lovely daughter, though whew.gif
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04-11-2017, 07:25 PM #22
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I was possesed by a evil spirit once.

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04-11-2017, 07:37 PM #23
Octo Mother Superior
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Rly?

Did you projectile vomit pea soup?

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04-11-2017, 07:40 PM #24
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(04-11-2017, 07:25 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I was possesed by a evil spirit once.

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Can you elaborate?
I'm all ears spock.gif

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04-11-2017, 08:06 PM #25
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Ha !
for Paranormal ,,, ya got nothin'

check this out

1961 , before remote for T.V.'s

we're watchin' probably something my older sisters wanted to watch .

Big Spirit wanted to watch some other show on T.V.

The channel knob on the T.V. turns ,,, click ,,, click ,,, click ,,, stop .

Sisters : Rog' , go turn it back ( Afraid , bait little Brother )

I walk over to the set , turn it back to the channel ,, I turn , walk almost to the couch ,,
click click click rapidly back to the other station ,,

Hey !
Rog' ?
I turn it back again ,,,
when I barely have my hand off the Knob ,,, clickclickclick rapidly as if ANGER turned it back
to the other channel .

MOM !!!!!!!!!!

I just ,, well , no fear , just stood there and waited for the " Mom "

she comes in : ah it's that Pest Ghost ,,, alright Ghost , go away and leave it alone ,,,
she turns it back to the preferred channel of my Skank older sisters ,,,

and spirit set and Moped about it ,,,

Me ?
I gave up , went in my Room and Played with my Think-a-Tron Robot .

Mom however , went back in the Kitchen to find ,,,
every dish , pot ,,, pan ,,,
was stacked in a Bazaar Sculpture on the center of the Dining Table .

Shit like that happens to you at 6 years old ,,,, you're ready for anything
at Puberty .
04-11-2017, 08:23 PM #26
Octo Mother Superior
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Nothing? Of course it means nothing to you, but it did to the people experiencing them.
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04-11-2017, 08:24 PM #27
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(04-11-2017, 07:40 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-11-2017, 07:25 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I was possesed by a evil spirit once.

yup.gif

Can you elaborate?
I'm all ears spock.gif

Its name was Jack Daniels.
04-11-2017, 08:26 PM #28
Octo Mother Superior
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So I guess there was projectile vomiting involved

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04-11-2017, 08:31 PM #29
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(04-11-2017, 08:24 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(04-11-2017, 07:40 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-11-2017, 07:25 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  I was possesed by a evil spirit once.

yup.gif

Can you elaborate?
I'm all ears spock.gif

Its name was Jack Daniels.

Oh yes, that old Demon from Tennessee. chuckle.gif
Been possessed a time or two myself.
I stay as far away as possible from the stuff these days.

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04-11-2017, 08:32 PM #30
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Op's experiences is Nothing compared ,, meaning ,, until
They Ride Beyond this Galaxy , they'd be very hard pressed to come
up with anything that would astound me .

and even if they Had Taken to Ride with us , they'd still have miles to go .



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