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Neighbor accused of training Kritter to tear up flowers
03-04-2013, 04:49 AM #1
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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This is pretty nuts.

Marion Webster, a 78-year-old U.K. woman found guilty of tearing up flowers in her neighbor's garden, may have done it because she believed her own garden had been destroyed by a trained squirrel.

Webster, who has been dubbed a "neighbor from Hell," according to the Birmingham Mail, was found guilty last week of criminal damage and ordered by a judge to keep the peace for six months.

Prosecuting attorney Kaya Ball told Solihull Magistrates Court that the flowers were not "just an isolated incident." Since 2002, the West Midlands Police have received more than 40 complaints about Webster's behavior, a spokeswoman told the Birmingham Mail. Reported incidents have included allegations of Webster yelling and swearing at passers by with no provocation.

more here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/03...lp00000003
03-04-2013, 04:51 AM #2
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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İmage
03-04-2013, 05:01 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Damn those secret squirrel agents. lmao.gif
03-04-2013, 05:10 AM #4
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(03-04-2013, 05:01 AM)Octo Wrote:  Damn those secret squirrel agents. lmao.gif


nazi rodents
03-04-2013, 05:10 AM #5
Mister Kitters (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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(03-04-2013, 05:01 AM)Octo Wrote:  Damn those secret squirrel agents. lmao.gif


Should have got a kitter kritter instead.. yay.gif

I question the general assumption that felines are inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure.
03-04-2013, 05:20 AM #6
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They tear up gardens just for fun. chuckle.gif

İmage
03-04-2013, 02:01 PM #7
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(03-04-2013, 05:20 AM)Octo Wrote:  They tear up gardens just for fun. chuckle.gif

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I question the general assumption that felines are inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure.
03-04-2013, 02:05 PM #8
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lmao.gif Trained squirrels eh? 15.gif

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03-04-2013, 02:07 PM #9
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(03-04-2013, 02:05 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif Trained squirrels eh? 15.gif

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I question the general assumption that felines are inherently deficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure.
03-04-2013, 03:54 PM #10
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(03-04-2013, 04:49 AM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  This is pretty nuts.

Marion Webster, a 78-year-old U.K. woman found guilty of tearing up flowers in her neighbor's garden, may have done it because she believed her own garden had been destroyed by a trained squirrel.

Webster, who has been dubbed a "neighbor from Hell," according to the Birmingham Mail, was found guilty last week of criminal damage and ordered by a judge to keep the peace for six months.

Prosecuting attorney Kaya Ball told Solihull Magistrates Court that the flowers were not "just an isolated incident." Since 2002, the West Midlands Police have received more than 40 complaints about Webster's behavior, a spokeswoman told the Birmingham Mail. Reported incidents have included allegations of Webster yelling and swearing at passers by with no provocation.

more here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/03...lp00000003

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03-05-2013, 05:43 PM #11
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Is this what started out as a few hours server trouble time that ever worsened into a five day problem over yet? i couldnt log on at all yesterday...

I thought this threads headline was so funny i almost spit out my coffee all over my computer keyboard when i first read it !(*-*)!

When some people start losing their minds,usually after losing their sexuality,they sometimes start halucinating imaginary attacks and infestations by insects...

When some other people start losing their minds,ususlly after losing their sexuality,they sometimes start halucinating imaginary attacks by squirrels...

From our perspectives the squirrels are tearing up flowers...

From the squirrels perspectives they're only digging for nuts...

And our flowers just happen to be in their way...

İmage
03-05-2013, 05:55 PM #12
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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(03-05-2013, 05:43 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  Is this what started out as a few hours server trouble time that ever worsened into a five day problem over yet? i couldnt log on at all yesterday...

I thought this threads headline was so funny i almost spit out my coffee all over my computer keyboard when i first read it !(*-*)!

When some people start losing their minds,usually after losing their sexuality,they sometimes start halucinating imaginary attacks and infestations by insects...

When some other people start losing their minds,ususlly after losing their sexuality,they sometimes start halucinating imaginary attacks by squirrels...

From our perspectives the squirrels are tearing up flowers...

From the squirrels perspectives they're only digging for nuts...

And our flowers just happen to be in their way...

İmage


i am pretty sure they wanna take over the world like pinky and the brain
03-05-2013, 06:02 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(03-05-2013, 05:43 PM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  Is this what started out as a few hours server trouble time that ever worsened into a five day problem over yet? i couldnt log on at all yesterday...

I thought this threads headline was so funny i almost spit out my coffee all over my computer keyboard when i first read it !(*-*)!


Yesterday was fail whale. Had to jump through all kinds of hoops to get us back up. Great squirrel pic! chuckle.gif I used to feed 'em cookies right out of my hand when I lived in Sarasota, they are real skiddish around here.
Totally different disposition than the ones in the states, and they have a little batman thing going on...
İmage

wonder.gif
03-05-2013, 06:04 PM #14
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(03-05-2013, 05:55 PM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  i am pretty sure they wanna take over the world like pinky and the brain


yup.gif

27 Squirrels That Are Secretly Plotting World Domination
03-05-2013, 06:04 PM #15
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Yep, she certainly could of handled it differently.

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