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05-11-2018, 03:27 AM #16
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That guy is one of the Birth defect dudes from old times days

I find those , snatch em .

those are perfect Anti-Troll photos

Tolls can't stand the sight of their Gene Pool .

scares em away .
08-02-2018, 07:50 PM #17
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(05-07-2018, 10:54 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  and here's another thing that grinds my Grits .

Grrrrr ,,,

Underwear that sneaks into the Crack of Butts and hides there .

I don't mean those thongs that are made to fit in there .

I mean those Huge Baggy Boxer Shorts kind ,

reason ?

That's about three yards of Material riding around in my South Side Canyon .

My @$$ is getting a Home Skillet Spread from it .

GGGggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

well ,, I'm back to bare butt , no more Boxer Shorts for me .

anyone want to buy some slightly stained boxer shorts ?
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08-03-2018, 07:18 AM #18
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No but I'm looking for a second hand toothbrush.
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08-03-2018, 08:14 PM #19
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Try the second hand underwear and hairbrush outlet. 13.gif
08-05-2018, 07:51 PM #20
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ok , and so , I'm rolling south along the Coast , and this Road is full of
very Fat Tourist ,
all of them are Waddle Bellies , and kinda just stand on the edge of the road
looking out into nothing .

Their Minds dulled by years of T.V. watching , I guess they're all waiting
for the commercial interruption so they can muse on what shiney object
they want to buy next .

I'm driving 5 under the speed limit , and as I enter a Turn ,
one of the Fat Tourist Men wanders out into the Middle of the Road ,

He's staring straight ahead , glaze in his eyes , and I'm sliding
sideways trying to avoid hitting him'
as my Horn blares : " get the f_ck out of the Road "

He doesn't flinch a bit
He's Braindead to his situation and Totally gone to someplace
only his eyes can see , which isn't where he is at the moment .

I slide up the slope around him ,
back onto the Road with a Broken Rim and flat tire .

My new Windshield is now broke from a Tree Branch , My mind is Broke from
his complete unawareness of what he just caused for an accident ,

and my throat is raw from screaming at him .

He's still back there , sitting now , on a Bench , staring out over the Sea , his
wife next to him , and a Selfie on their Phone .

Me ?

well , I'm here at the Clinic with a Neck Brace and broken ankle .

Some Nurse with a really pretty Face , but huge wide hips , is checking me out
of the Clinic .

My truck is at the Impound ,
and I have no clue where my Cell Phone is .

A State Patrol Officer is supposed to come get me and take me
to my Truck , But I can't drive it anyway , because it's a stick shift
and my left Ankle is Broken .

My Tongue is swollen where I bit into it , My Back feels like
Jaba the Hut farted on my Spine ,,,
My Head is splitting in Half ,,,

and the Coffee here at the Clinic taste like Sewer Water .

I hope that Fat Bastard Tourist is Enjoying his Over Medicated
f_cking Vacation .

People like him , over medicated with Psyche Meds , need to stay
at Home , where the World is safe from them .

Gotta go now
the State Trooper is here to take me to my Truck .

bye bye
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08-09-2018, 04:59 PM #21
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(05-06-2018, 05:37 PM)Octo Wrote:  https://twitter.com/cinemashoebox/status...5689746432


Some of those Norse myths are fucking weird. Norse gods are insane. I'm surprised the one where Odin dresses as a woman hasn't yet been attacked as "transphobic" chuckle.gif
08-09-2018, 05:51 PM #22
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It's said that Shamans dressed as women to get access to the spirit world as women were considered to be in closer contact with the spirit realm.
08-09-2018, 10:52 PM #23
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(08-09-2018, 05:51 PM)Octo Wrote:  It's said that Shamans dressed as women to get access to the spirit world as women were considered to be in closer contact with the spirit realm.

musta been stupid wannabe shamans, as a real one would have already known that the spirit realm'knows'what you are

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