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New Ingestible Pill Can Track Your Farts In Real Time
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01-12-2018, 06:03 PM #1
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A group of Australian researchers have developed an ingestible electronic capsule to monitor gas levels in the human gut. "When it's paired with a pocket-sized receiver and a mobile phone app, the pill reports tail-wind conditions in real time as it passes from the stomach to the colon," reports Ars Technica. The invention has been reported in the journal Nature Electronics. From the report:
The authors are optimistic that the capsule's gas readings can help clear the air over the inner workings of our intricate innards and the multitudes of microbes they contain. Such fume data could clarify the conditions of each section of the gut, what microbes are up to, and which foods may cause problems in the system. Until now, collecting such data has been a challenge. The capsule is 26mm in length, with a 9.8mm external diameter -- like a large vitamin. Its polymer shell surrounds sensors for temperature, CO2, H2, and O2, as well as a button-size silver oxide battery and a transmission system. One end of the capsule contains a gas-permeable membrane that allows for fast diffusion of gut gases.


Don't it just figure that's from arstechnica?
01-12-2018, 06:12 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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They should make a game of it where you can track other people's fume data. Like fart pokemon of sorts bob.gif
01-13-2018, 12:45 PM #3
Strigoi Diavolul
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Un Strigoi printre noi
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01-14-2018, 03:58 PM #4
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(01-13-2018, 12:45 PM)Strigoi Wrote:  lol.gif  burp.png

speaking of farts , statics show that when 2 people meet and start dating, they wait 7 months before one person expels a fart in the presence of the other person.
after 7 months and after the initial breaking of the ice, then they both take off
01-14-2018, 04:15 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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I would have exploded if I had waited that long sad2.gif
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01-14-2018, 04:23 PM #6
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(01-14-2018, 04:15 PM)Octo Wrote:  I would have exploded if I had waited that long sad2.gif

No.
It's quite easy
It's a matter of grainy and culture
In many countries a girl would never get married and remain nubile if she even accidentally was to expel a fart in the presence of her bethrowed fiancée .
So to avoid such unforgivable accidents they are trained since a very young age to strengthen the muscles and they can hold it in for hours
01-14-2018, 04:27 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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If you don't release it it's going to be reabsorbed into your body. That would be the unforgivable accident.
01-14-2018, 05:08 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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We farted around each other from day one, that's how you know shit's real.

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01-14-2018, 05:52 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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