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New Kids Book, "You Have To ğkking Eat."
09-30-2014, 01:48 PM #1
White Ribbon call me
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Quote:Back in 2011, author Adam Mansbach won our hearts with "Go the F**k to Sleep," the most perfectly inappropriate bedtime book on the planet. Now, he's back with an equally hilarious ode to kids at the table.

"You Have to F**king Eat" will cover another major source of frustration for parents -- trying to get your kids to eat a good meal. As Mansbach states in the official book announcement, “There’s been plenty of enthusiasm for a sequel over the years (and plenty of suggestions!) but I always said I’d only do one if it rang true to me—if I felt like I could imbue it with the same kind of honesty, love, and frustration as the first book. And eating is the other universal source of parental anxiety, a battle of wills just as pitched as sleep can be. From my own experiences and plenty of conversations with other parents, it seemed like a topic folks could use a laugh and a bit of catharsis about.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/25...mg00000063
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09-30-2014, 06:13 PM #2
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
from shakespeare goethe and co. to adam mansbach.

oh the humanity...
10-01-2014, 09:01 AM #3
White Ribbon call me
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(09-30-2014, 06:13 PM)failboat Wrote:  from shakespeare goethe and co. to adam mansbach.

oh the humanity...

İmage
10-01-2014, 09:03 AM #4
White Ribbon call me
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that Gandalf gif looks like his other head is nodding too.. 13.gif
10-01-2014, 11:07 AM #5
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I have to fekking peh peh

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10-01-2014, 11:14 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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I kids didn't have to f*cking eat. If they refused they'd go hungry until next meal. Action and consequence.

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10-01-2014, 02:26 PM #7
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(10-01-2014, 11:14 AM)Octo Wrote:  I kids didn't have to f*cking eat. If they refused they'd go hungry until next meal. Action and consequence.

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10-01-2014, 02:37 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I meant my kids. can2spel.gif
10-01-2014, 02:42 PM #9
White Ribbon call me
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my mum was so chilled out, if we didnt want to eat dinner it was fine..

no drama's..
10-01-2014, 02:45 PM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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My mom was/is such an excellent cook that we always ate everything. She would even add a little sugar to sweeten up broccoli.
10-01-2014, 02:50 PM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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We gobbled up anything put in front of us. Usually potato soup with dumplings or chicken gizzards in mushroom soup and potatoes. gaah.gif
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10-01-2014, 02:53 PM #12
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(10-01-2014, 02:37 PM)Octo Wrote:  I meant my kids. can2spel.gif

i know what you meant.

today a guy approached me and asked me something in english... i didn't even realize that he was talking in english to me... first i just wondered if i had a stroke or something because i understood what he was saying but it didn't sound like german to me. lol.gif

and then i started talking like this:





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failboat Show this Post
10-01-2014, 03:13 PM #13
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
i hope there aren't any kritters in germany right now. 13.gif

guy asked me where to find a music store to buy a case for his guitar... said he has no time to travel 30 mins to the next store because he needs to get his flight. 13.gif looked pretty ƒükkêd up... long hair... broken glasses... really bad teeth... british english...^^
10-01-2014, 03:17 PM #14
White Ribbon call me
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FB, you have an Australian accent when i read your posts, actually nearly everyone does..

shadow has a mischievous tone to her "reading" voice, always.. so does octo, the seductress.. jay is just cool sounding, but not too cool for school.. US has a sweet voice like olivia newton john..

its funny not hearing what someone sounds like or looks like.. i guess i sound quite gay, i am def obvious, but not a screaming girl.. 13.gif
10-01-2014, 03:19 PM #15
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(10-01-2014, 03:13 PM)failboat Wrote:  i hope there aren't any kritters in germany right now. 13.gif

guy asked me where to find a music store to buy a case for his guitar... said he has no time to travel 30 mins to the next store because he needs to get his flight. 13.gif looked pretty fekked up... long hair... broken glasses... really bad teeth... british english...^^

Talk about last minute planning.




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