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07-25-2014, 05:57 PM #1
yankees skier
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The FART WMD

Biere.
07-25-2014, 06:07 PM #2
Shadow Incognito
 
Quote:An inventor from Stamford in Lincolnshire has embarked on a project to build the world's biggest fart machine - and then aim it straight at France. Colin Furze plans to place the machine on top of the white cliffs of Dover so that the French can hear it 21 miles away.

rofl.gif the loud farts of Dover.
07-25-2014, 06:17 PM #3
yankees skier
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lol.gif

Biere.
07-25-2014, 06:19 PM #4
Shadow Incognito
 
Morning Yonkees hug.gif quiet here this morning eh? Plans for the weekend?
07-25-2014, 06:51 PM #5
yankees skier
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(07-25-2014, 06:19 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Morning Yonkees hug.gif quiet here this morning eh? Plans for the weekend?

beercheer.gifhug.gif

No plans, except beerbong.gif

Biere.
07-25-2014, 06:56 PM #6
Shadow Incognito
 
I'm going for a long ride if my neighbor can find a babysitter. The little gelding is so fat he looks like he's going to foal soon lmao.gif
Did you know beer comes in cans too? blink.gif we can take a beer with us beercheer.gif
07-25-2014, 07:06 PM #7
yankees skier
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(07-25-2014, 06:56 PM)Shadow Wrote:  I'm going for a long ride if my neighbor can find a babysitter. The little gelding is so fat he looks like he's going to foal soon lmao.gif
Did you know beer comes in cans too? blink.gif we can take a beer with us beercheer.gif

I see you're packed already [Image: beercans.jpg]

Biere.
07-25-2014, 07:08 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Sounds like a gas.

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07-25-2014, 07:14 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,538 Threads:1,589 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh lol, fart at the French

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07-25-2014, 07:15 PM #10
Shadow Incognito
 
(07-25-2014, 07:08 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Sounds like a gas.

ermagherd lmao.gif
07-25-2014, 07:16 PM #11
Shadow Incognito
 
(07-25-2014, 07:06 PM)yankees Wrote:  I see you're packed already [Image: beercans.jpg]

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07-25-2014, 07:25 PM #12
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colin furze? is that his real last name? would be an interesting coincidence because "furz" (vulg.) is "fart" in german and "fürze" it's plural form (farts).
07-25-2014, 07:30 PM #13
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(07-25-2014, 07:25 PM)failboat Wrote:  colin furze? is that his real last name? would be an interesting coincidence because "furz" (vulg.) is "fart" in german and "fürze" it's plural form (farts).

lol.gif Someone's got a sense of humor. Colon is a digestive tract. rofl.gif
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07-25-2014, 07:31 PM #14
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(07-25-2014, 07:30 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(07-25-2014, 07:25 PM)failboat Wrote:  colin furze? is that his real last name? would be an interesting coincidence because "furz" (vulg.) is "fart" in german and "fürze" it's plural form (farts).

lol.gif Someone's got a sense of humor. Colon is a digestive tract. rofl.gif

lol.gif i didn't even realize... rofl.gif
07-25-2014, 07:34 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif Maybe it's his stage name.



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