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07-25-2014, 05:57 PM #1
yankees skier
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The FART WMD

Biere.
07-25-2014, 06:07 PM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Quote:An inventor from Stamford in Lincolnshire has embarked on a project to build the world's biggest fart machine - and then aim it straight at France. Colin Furze plans to place the machine on top of the white cliffs of Dover so that the French can hear it 21 miles away.

rofl.gif the loud farts of Dover.
07-25-2014, 06:17 PM #3
yankees skier
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lol.gif

Biere.
07-25-2014, 06:19 PM #4
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Morning Yonkees hug.gif quiet here this morning eh? Plans for the weekend?
07-25-2014, 06:51 PM #5
yankees skier
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(07-25-2014, 06:19 PM)Shadow Wrote:  Morning Yonkees hug.gif quiet here this morning eh? Plans for the weekend?

beercheer.gifhug.gif

No plans, except beerbong.gif

Biere.
07-25-2014, 06:56 PM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I'm going for a long ride if my neighbor can find a babysitter. The little gelding is so fat he looks like he's going to foal soon lmao.gif
Did you know beer comes in cans too? blink.gif we can take a beer with us beercheer.gif
07-25-2014, 07:06 PM #7
yankees skier
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(07-25-2014, 06:56 PM)Shadow Wrote:  I'm going for a long ride if my neighbor can find a babysitter. The little gelding is so fat he looks like he's going to foal soon lmao.gif
Did you know beer comes in cans too? blink.gif we can take a beer with us beercheer.gif

I see you're packed already İmage

Biere.
07-25-2014, 07:08 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Sounds like a gas.

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07-25-2014, 07:14 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh lol, fart at the French

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07-25-2014, 07:15 PM #10
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(07-25-2014, 07:08 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Sounds like a gas.

ermagherd lmao.gif
07-25-2014, 07:16 PM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(07-25-2014, 07:06 PM)yankees Wrote:  I see you're packed already İmage

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07-25-2014, 07:25 PM #12
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
colin furze? is that his real last name? would be an interesting coincidence because "furz" (vulg.) is "fart" in german and "fürze" it's plural form (farts).
07-25-2014, 07:30 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(07-25-2014, 07:25 PM)failboat Wrote:  colin furze? is that his real last name? would be an interesting coincidence because "furz" (vulg.) is "fart" in german and "fürze" it's plural form (farts).

lol.gif Someone's got a sense of humor. Colon is a digestive tract. rofl.gif
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07-25-2014, 07:31 PM #14
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-25-2014, 07:30 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(07-25-2014, 07:25 PM)failboat Wrote:  colin furze? is that his real last name? would be an interesting coincidence because "furz" (vulg.) is "fart" in german and "fürze" it's plural form (farts).

lol.gif Someone's got a sense of humor. Colon is a digestive tract. rofl.gif

lol.gif i didn't even realize... rofl.gif
07-25-2014, 07:34 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif Maybe it's his stage name.



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