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New building in China looks like a giant crapper.
07-13-2016, 01:09 AM #1
Nomadic Wanderer Member
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I find this slightly amusing.

This is a newly constructed building at the North China University of Water Conservancy and Electric Power in Heinan, China. It looks like a giant crapper. Allegedly the resemblance is unintentional, although I find that near impossible to believe. Nobody could have looked at the blueprints for this thing and not thought, 'Oh yeah, that's a shitter alright.'

China actually banned the construction of "weird buildings" earlier this year after complaints the building for the country's state-run newspaper looks like a giant penis, and the Beijing airport a massive vulva.

The only thing that could make this look any more like a giant toilet would be a rooftop swimming pool in the bowl and a handle to flush. Oh, and maybe a moat of urine around the whole thing because men are disgusting and can't aim for shït.

The only excuse for peeing on the floor is having a penis so heavy you can't aim it and there's only one person in the world with that problem and you're looking at him and I only pee outside so it's all good.

İmage

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Me thinks those Chinese architects need to get their minds out of the gutter. banana.gif

http://geekologie.com/2016/07/chinese-un...ding-t.php
07-13-2016, 09:49 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
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Ugly buildings..

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Even I pee on the floor by accident, the pee pee has a mind of its own, it some times goes into two opposite directions..

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07-13-2016, 11:22 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif Surely the Chinese aren't that clueless

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07-13-2016, 05:35 PM #4
Coolchick Member
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(07-13-2016, 09:49 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  Ugly buildings..

blink.gif

Even I pee on the floor by accident, the pee pee has a mind of its own, it some times goes into two opposite directions..

13.gif

holycows!

i just had a dream about disturbingly ugly buildings!
i never even saw this thread..
just went right to posting the dream on mine..


that is.. very strange!

Just Plain Nuts.
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07-13-2016, 11:52 PM #5
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(07-13-2016, 01:09 AM)Nomadic Wanderer Wrote:  I find this slightly amusing.

This is a newly constructed building at the North China University of Water Conservancy and Electric Power in Heinan, China. It looks like a giant crapper. Allegedly the resemblance is unintentional, although I find that near impossible to believe. Nobody could have looked at the blueprints for this thing and not thought, 'Oh yeah, that's a shitter alright.'

China actually banned the construction of "weird buildings" earlier this year after complaints the building for the country's state-run newspaper looks like a giant penis, and the Beijing airport a massive vulva.

The only thing that could make this look any more like a giant toilet would be a rooftop swimming pool in the bowl and a handle to flush. Oh, and maybe a moat of urine around the whole thing because men are disgusting and can't aim for shït.

The only excuse for peeing on the floor is having a penis so heavy you can't aim it and there's only one person in the world with that problem and you're looking at him and I only pee outside so it's all good.

İmage

İmage

İmage

Me thinks those Chinese architects need to get their minds out of the gutter. banana.gif

http://geekologie.com/2016/07/chinese-un...ding-t.php

Too funny... these are awesome!
07-14-2016, 07:26 AM #6
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07-14-2016, 05:59 PM #7
Nomadic Wanderer Member
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(07-13-2016, 05:35 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  
(07-13-2016, 09:49 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  Ugly buildings..

blink.gif

Even I pee on the floor by accident, the pee pee has a mind of its own, it some times goes into two opposite directions..

13.gif

holycows!

i just had a dream about disturbingly ugly buildings!
i never even saw this thread..
just went right to posting the dream on mine..


that is.. very strange!

I think this is a conspiracy involving Godzilla! burp.png

İmage

İmage

İmage
07-14-2016, 11:06 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,992 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
We can only hope

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07-16-2016, 04:03 AM #9
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