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New song for Ebola outbreak
08-02-2014, 08:42 PM #1
bohica Member
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Jimmy Buffet has a new tune, along the lines of Margaritaville.

Nibbling on brain cake, got a slight headache,
All the dead locals are covered in oil,
protected for osmosis, got infected by replication and endocytosis,
See those funeral pyres, and flaming bodies appearing to boil.

Wasting away again in Ebolaville,
the virus is making a full intestinal assault,
Some people claim the Reston monkeys are to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season,
My gums and eyes have taken on a blood red hue,
But it's a real beauty, a African cutie,
Now I know, should have worn a condom while at the zoo.

Wasting away again in Ebolaville,
the virus is making a full body assault,
Some people claim that bat shit is to blame,
Now I think, hell it could be my fault.

I could use a visit to a beauty shop, my body moving like a spinning top
Cut my heel, oh, can see straight through to bone,
Ebola is like being inside a blender,
And soon it will render,
Bowel movements and vomit – I can no longer hang on.

Wasting away again in Ebolaville,
Every second closer to a burial vault,
Some people claim Doctors Without Borders to Defame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, some people claim the C.I.A. is to blame,
We all know, it's my own damn fault.
(Sorry, too soon again, right?)

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
08-03-2014, 01:27 PM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,580 Threads:79 Joined:Feb 2011



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