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Newborn-to-Toddler Apptivity™ Seat for iPad® device
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12-16-2013, 08:19 PM #1
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wtf is this shït?

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It’s a grow-with-me seat for baby that’s soothing, entertaining, and has a touch of technology, too. For newborns, it’s a deep, comfy seat that reclines to three different positions and has a soft head support. The removable toy bar adjusts to three different positions, with dangling activity toys always within reach and a large mirror reflecting baby’s smiling face – because everybody knows baby is very entertaining to watch! If you insert and lock your iPad® into the mirror’s case, the visual display provides another way to stimulate and engage baby while protecting your device from baby’s sticky fingers and preventing unintentional navigating to other apps . Download our free apps for your iPad created especially for use with this product (iPad® device not included). Apps for the youngest baby feature soft, soothing sounds and nature scenes, black-and-white images and high-contrast patterns that help develop eye-tracking skills. As baby gets older, age-appropriate apps introduce letters, numbers and more through sing-along songs, sounds and friendly characters. Visual content in the apps times out after 10-12 minutes, ending on the home screen, to help you keep track of how long your child is viewing the interactive media.

http://www.fisher-price.com/en_US/brands...ucts/78030


nuke your kids with the apptivity seat! xD
12-16-2013, 08:30 PM #2
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12-16-2013, 08:55 PM #3
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Whatever next? damned.gif

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12-17-2013, 12:50 AM #4
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Omg, stick the teevee right in their faces before they can even walk. sad2.gif babies are so much fun and like puppies or kittens only develop peresonality and emotional intelligence with the amount of attention they're given. Companies will sell whatever people will buy, but buying that is pathetic parenting.
12-17-2013, 01:20 AM #5
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It is really cheesy parenting. gaah.gif You can't replace real parenting with an iPad. Now, if they made one for adults with a built in toilet and beer cooler - that's a whole other story. chuckle.gif

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12-17-2013, 08:45 AM #6
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(12-16-2013, 08:19 PM)failboat Wrote:  wtf is this shït?

İmage

It’s a grow-with-me seat for baby that’s soothing, entertaining, and has a touch of technology, too. For newborns, it’s a deep, comfy seat that reclines to three different positions and has a soft head support. The removable toy bar adjusts to three different positions, with dangling activity toys always within reach and a large mirror reflecting baby’s smiling face – because everybody knows baby is very entertaining to watch! If you insert and lock your iPad® into the mirror’s case, the visual display provides another way to stimulate and engage baby while protecting your device from baby’s sticky fingers and preventing unintentional navigating to other apps . Download our free apps for your iPad created especially for use with this product (iPad® device not included). Apps for the youngest baby feature soft, soothing sounds and nature scenes, black-and-white images and high-contrast patterns that help develop eye-tracking skills. As baby gets older, age-appropriate apps introduce letters, numbers and more through sing-along songs, sounds and friendly characters. Visual content in the apps times out after 10-12 minutes, ending on the home screen, to help you keep track of how long your child is viewing the interactive media.

http://www.fisher-price.com/en_US/brands...ucts/78030


nuke your kids with the apptivity seat! xD

Infants who get subjected to that that will have cataracts by the time they are 10, hormonal problems by 15, and brain tumors before 20.

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12-17-2013, 08:48 AM #7
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(12-17-2013, 01:20 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  It is really cheesy parenting. gaah.gif You can't replace real parenting with an iPad. Now, if they made one for adults with a built in toilet and beer cooler - that's a whole other story. chuckle.gif

I liked reading Sears catalogs when I hit puberty. Oops, never mind!

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failboat Show this Post
12-17-2013, 09:27 AM #8
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(12-16-2013, 08:55 PM)NODOOM Wrote:  Whatever next? damned.gif

I don't wan't to find out...
failboat Show this Post
12-17-2013, 09:29 AM #9
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(12-17-2013, 01:20 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  It is really cheesy parenting. gaah.gif You can't replace real parenting with an iPad. Now, if they made one for adults with a built in toilet and beer cooler - that's a whole other story. chuckle.gif

lol.gif wtf?



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