And so , The Doctor says you're far too Fat ,,
While you're asleep , your spouse and Kids Fart on your face .
Your Pets all like the Neighbor Kids better than they like you .
Last time you checked , that Lump in your genitalia , had grown to the point
that you don't want to check it anymore .
Yeah , depression seems to be the only Emotion that hasn't left you for better Haunts .
Suicide is beginning to look Tastier than Mom's Apple Pie ,,,, Right ?
Well ,,, Hold still ,, before you leap ,,, let's talk about that Life Insurance Policy of your's .
You don't want to leave that to a Family That enjoys Passing Gas up your sleepy Nostrils ,,
do you ?
Hell naw ,, let 'em starve man .
I got this here deal for you that ya gonna LOVE Man .
I'll take out a whole new policy on ya ,, worth Millions ,
and buy You a Crypt with Salutations to your Prominence in the Community
inscribed on it ,,, You'll be the Man in Death , that you could never be in Life ,,, right ?
PLUS , I'll tip you off to where you can purchase the " Go to Sleep Forever Needle "
Ok,,, now your end of the Deal .
You change your current policy , naming me as the Bennie .
I get Double , you get out of your Trouble .
Sound Cool ?
well , if so , Contact me and we'll get together over a Cup of Schmo Joe .
and the added benefit ?
You'll finally have a Friend for life ,,, a short life ,, but still ,,, ya know .