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No, that's not a mushroom...
06-19-2012, 06:18 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Chinese News Confuses Masturbation Toy with a Mysterious Mushroom

It was unlike anything the villagers had ever seen. The young news reporter who arrived on the scene was quick to point out that the "mysterious mushroom" felt "meaty". Meaty, sure, but that ain't no mushroom.


"As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you'll find mushroom heads," said the reporter.

"On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips. And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side. The object looks very shiny, and it feels very fleshy and meaty too."

Unknown to the villagers, what they had actually discovered was a male masturbation aid. The "pair of lips" represents a vagina, and the "tiny hole" represents an anus.

Still, the villagers had their own theories, thinking that they'd found a type of lingzhi mushroom; the reporter seemed to agree, adding that the lingzhi mushroom can be found in the region and even was a secret to longevity.

The show, however, issued a correction, trying to pawn off the mistake on the reporter who is "still very young and unwise to the ways of the world"



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06-19-2012, 06:30 PM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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lmao.gif lmao.gif omg!! lmao.gif that poor reporter rofl.gif
06-19-2012, 08:02 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif How many Chinese men does it take to rubber vagina? lol.gif

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06-19-2012, 08:02 PM #4
yankees skier
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Biere.
06-19-2012, 08:07 PM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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sheeeee-it

looks like China's media is as full of fluf reporting as the USA's

world wide dum dum


sometimes i feel like a mushroom
06-19-2012, 08:09 PM #6
Accidental Stoner Member
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06-19-2012, 08:20 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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Oops, forgot the like in case someone wants to thrust deeper into this story

http://kotaku.com/5919482/chinese-news-c...s-mushroom


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06-19-2012, 08:33 PM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
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Just gross.


But OK...wasn't it Henry Miller who stated his "best ğck ever
was with 200 grams of mincemeat and 2 eggs in a volumetric
lab flask"..?


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06-19-2012, 08:35 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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Eww...I don't wanna know. lmao.gif
06-19-2012, 08:36 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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gaah.gif That's not exactly a quote I would find much use for in normal conversation. chuckle.gif

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06-19-2012, 08:46 PM #11
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Jesus Chraist, are those people that stoopid? blink.gif
06-19-2012, 11:45 PM #12
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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yes

even worse actually

just youtube some Chinese traffic Videos

you'll get the Idea real quick, on justchuckle.gif how stupid.
06-19-2012, 11:58 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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That's a switch. A mushroom you add noodles to.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-20-2012, 12:32 AM #14
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(06-19-2012, 08:46 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Jesus Chraist, are those people that stoopid? blink.gif



here is just how stoopeeed they drive



06-20-2012, 12:44 AM #15
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(06-19-2012, 08:36 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  gaah.gif That's not exactly a quote I would find much use for in normal conversation. chuckle.gif


One wonders if Mr Miller's conversations ever were normal.

If that was him.

Mighta been Ulf Lundell too...

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