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North Korea: 'outbreak of war hours away' as Kim Jong-un plans US strike
03-29-2013, 09:34 PM #1
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Quote:North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un has ordered missile units to prepare to strike US mainland as a British tour operator was warned that the "outbreak of war probably only hours away".
Read more: telegraph.co.uk

This is becoming quite over the top. Hope the missile defense systems are polished up. 13.gif Of course, it could be a lot of hot air.

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03-29-2013, 09:41 PM #2
KILLUMINATI Made Ya Look!!
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In case you lost track of all the threats they have made on a daily basis..........

1. We now have "lighter and smaller" nukes, and we're not afraid to use them against the United States.

2. Are you ready for the silent treatment? We just cut our military hotline with South Korea.

3. We also just tore up all previous non-aggression pacts with South Korea.

4. In response to these UN sanctions, we're going to "exercise the right to a pre-emptive nuclear attack."

5. We're ready for "all-out war."

6. We just invalidated the 1953 amristice, so anything's fair game.

7. Seriously, that armistice agreement has been invalidated.

8. Now we're sharply increasing the number of training flights for our fighter-jets.

9. Not impressed? How about we turn South Korea's Baengyeong Island into a "sea of fire"?

10. Now we're conducting live-fire drills near a disputed maritime border.

11. Just FYI, our military personnel are standing by to "annihilate the U.S. imperialist aggressors."

12. At this very moment, all of our citizens are singing a song about wiping out the "U.S. imperialists."

13. We're so serious about going to war that we conducted a practice drone strike.

14. That's it: We're conducting air-raid drills.

15. We will order "strong military counter-action" if the U.S. conducts more B-52 bomber sorties.

16. Seriously, we'll destroy your military bases in Japan and Guam if you fly one more B-52 bomber around here.

17. One more move and we'll start taking hostages ... American hostages.

18. Don't mess with us, we just set our field artillery units to the "highest alert."

19. Remember when we cut our military hotline? Well we actually have another military hotline, but not anymore because we just cut that too.

20. Also, we're going to let you in on a secret: We can now drop bombs on Hawaii, Washington, Austin, and Los Angeles.

To be continued...



03-29-2013, 09:46 PM #3
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Is Your City On Kim Jong-Un's American Bombing Targets Map? bob.gif

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/are...ombing-map

03-29-2013, 09:56 PM #4
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03-29-2013, 09:58 PM #5
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03-30-2013, 01:06 AM #6
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If we wait tell Sunday to start the war! It will become The War to Defined Easter Eggs from North Korean Haters! To be studied by high school students in the future.

Or we could just go attack the Gramaliens!



They Might be Able to hit USA maybe not!


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03-30-2013, 01:44 AM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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They hate Easter

just look at what his dad did to these bunnies...


Quote:Kim plans to solve North Korea's famine by breeding giant rabbits. This is my all-time favorite Kim Jong-Il story. In 2006, Kim finds out that there's a guy in Germany who breeds giant rabbits. Seriously huge rabbits. Like, rabbits the size of dogs.

And Kim just becomes enamored of these, to the point where he decides that giant rabbits will be the solution to his country's widespread hunger problems.

So Kim gets in touch with 68-year-old Karl Szmolinsky of Berlin, the world's foremost breeder of giant rabbits, and says he wants Szmolinsky to come to Pyongyang and set up a farm to breed these rabbits. For Kim believes that the meat yielded by these rabbits will end his people's starvation.

Szmolinsky tells Kim this is, quite frankly, the dumbest idea possible. These rabbits only yield about 15 pounds of meat... and they have huge appetites... so they eat way more than that in carrots, potatoes and other vegetables. If anything, breeding giant rabbits would make the North Korea hunger situation even worse.

Undeterred, Kim pays for 12 rabbits, at a cost of about $115 each. He tells Szmolinsky that the rabbits will be kept at a petting zoo in Pyongyang and, in a few months, Szmolinsky will be flown in to help really set up a farm for breeding.

In February of 2007, about five or six months later, Szmolinsky gets a call from a North Korean official canceling that trip. Why? Because, Szmolinsky believes, Kim couldn't resist... and ate the giant rabbits to celebrate his birthday.
Read more: http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11...Il_Moments

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JollyRoger Show this Post
03-30-2013, 01:55 AM #8
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(03-29-2013, 09:41 PM)I⊥∀NIW∩LLIʞ Wrote:  In case you lost track of all the threats they have made on a daily basis..........

1. We now have "lighter and smaller" nukes, and we're not afraid to use them against the United States.

2. Are you ready for the silent treatment? We just cut our military hotline with South Korea.

3. We also just tore up all previous non-aggression pacts with South Korea.

4. In response to these UN sanctions, we're going to "exercise the right to a pre-emptive nuclear attack."

5. We're ready for "all-out war."

6. We just invalidated the 1953 amristice, so anything's fair game.

7. Seriously, that armistice agreement has been invalidated.

8. Now we're sharply increasing the number of training flights for our fighter-jets.

9. Not impressed? How about we turn South Korea's Baengyeong Island into a "sea of fire"?

10. Now we're conducting live-fire drills near a disputed maritime border.

11. Just FYI, our military personnel are standing by to "annihilate the U.S. imperialist aggressors."

12. At this very moment, all of our citizens are singing a song about wiping out the "U.S. imperialists."

13. We're so serious about going to war that we conducted a practice drone strike.

14. That's it: We're conducting air-raid drills.

15. We will order "strong military counter-action" if the U.S. conducts more B-52 bomber sorties.

16. Seriously, we'll destroy your military bases in Japan and Guam if you fly one more B-52 bomber around here.

17. One more move and we'll start taking hostages ... American hostages.

18. Don't mess with us, we just set our field artillery units to the "highest alert."

19. Remember when we cut our military hotline? Well we actually have another military hotline, but not anymore because we just cut that too.

20. Also, we're going to let you in on a secret: We can now drop bombs on Hawaii, Washington, Austin, and Los Angeles.

To be continued...


Can you feel my fear, Kim? I'm shiverin' in me boots.

Douchebag....

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03-30-2013, 02:10 AM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
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If this sawed off loud mouthed daddys boy with a napoleon complex kim jong un keeps running his little pie hole of his and ultimately threatening the lives of the women and children of america, someone should vaporize his mutha f####n fat a$$ and send his north korean military slaves back to the stone age and let them beat eachother to death with sticks and stones...

General macarthur wanted to finish the job way back in the early 1950's during the korean war and bomb the north koreans and chinese back into the stone age and he was fired by president truman for wanting to do that and now look at the fine f####n mess we're all in and now both those countries have f####n nukes...Wtf!?...Thanx truman...Thanx a lot...
JollyRoger Show this Post
03-30-2013, 02:19 AM #10
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(03-30-2013, 02:10 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  If this sawed off loud mouthed daddys boy with a napoleon complex kim jong un keeps running his little pie hole of his and ultimately threatening the lives of the women and children of america, someone should vaporize his mutha f####n fat a$$ and send his north korean military slaves back to the stone age and let them beat eachother to death with sticks and stones...

General macarthur wanted to finish the job way back in the early 1950's during the korean war and bomb the north koreans and chinese back into the stone age and he was fired by president truman for wanting to do that and now look at the fine f####n mess we're all in and now both those countries have f####n nukes...Wtf!?


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Threats like that could cause the US to launch it's own pre-emptive strike. But that's exactly what this little half wit wants. To prove to the world the US is what he says it is.

I say wait for Kimmie boy to jump first, then we vaporize him on the way down. By the time he hits bottom, there won't be anything left except an ash cloud.
03-30-2013, 02:25 AM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
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(03-30-2013, 02:19 AM)JollyRoger Wrote:  
(03-30-2013, 02:10 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  If this sawed off loud mouthed daddys boy with a napoleon complex kim jong un keeps running his little pie hole of his and ultimately threatening the lives of the women and children of america, someone should vaporize his mutha f####n fat a$$ and send his north korean military slaves back to the stone age and let them beat eachother to death with sticks and stones...

General macarthur wanted to finish the job way back in the early 1950's during the korean war and bomb the north koreans and chinese back into the stone age and he was fired by president truman for wanting to do that and now look at the fine f####n mess we're all in and now both those countries have f####n nukes...Wtf!?


yup.gif

Threats like that could cause the US to launch it's own pre-emptive strike. But that's exactly what this little half wit wants. To prove to the world the US is what he says it is.

I say wait for Kimmie boy to jump first, then we vaporize him on the way down.

The north korean shi# head kim jung un is threatening the women and children of america with nuclear annihilation...

Thats enough for me,what the hell are we waiting for? a few 1,000,000 americans to get nuked before we react?

President tuman was fighting the korean war from behind a desk and at some elites only lake fishing and general macarthur new what to do,as i mentioned above and so truman fired him and now we all could be screwed...

The country to worry about in the long run and unfortunately maybe in the short run is not north korea,but it is china and russia and if those two countries align themselves militarily with north korea,the usa is in really deep shi# and whos gonna actually help us then? maybe? canada and england? please!?

South korea could be overrun in a few days,just like it was during the korean war and man,i'm telling ya,i wouldnt want to be living in seoul south korea right now,damn,wtf...
Anonymous Kritter Show this Post
03-30-2013, 03:59 AM #12
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Any one remember the satellites they launched
What if...they, really are EMP devices ready to be dropped at a moments notice?
03-30-2013, 04:15 AM #13
オタマジャクシ Member
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It is most likely Kim will get a gutterball. The best Kim will do is a clothesline and he will blow the spare.

Kim seems to squint a lot and probably could not throw a strike under ideal conditions.
KimJung Show this Post
03-30-2013, 04:29 AM #14
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we now have the most hideous and deadly fart in a can and will unleash this toxin on you all




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oh and should be 8. Now we're sharply increasing the number of training flights for our fighter-jet.
03-30-2013, 04:56 AM #15
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,078 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
(03-30-2013, 03:59 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Any one remember the satellites they launched
What if...they, really are EMP devices ready to be dropped at a moments notice?

What if those and other satellites are designed to disrupt the world wide web and other world wide communications as preliminary strikes before world war three is unleashed? and china is probably helping north korea,again,just like they did during the korean war...



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