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Not only the stupid burned this guy
03-21-2015, 12:50 AM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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Man burns his face and eyes at Applebee's after putting his head on his steak to pray over it

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A man who wanted to pray over his steak before eating it, suffered serious burns to his face and eyes, according to a lawsuit filed in New Jersey.

Hiram Jimenez said that he visited an Applebee’s restaurant in Westampton with his brother, Rafael, and decided to pray over their food.

Jimenez said that when he leaned his head on his meat, he felt a burning sensation on the left side of his face.

Jimenez, who claimed that the waitress did not warn him that the food was hot, said that he turned the plate over in a panic, causing the food to spill on his lap, causing more burns.

http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2015/0...36164.html

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03-21-2015, 12:53 AM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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So, now waitresses must warn you that your food is hot?

I once went on a blind date and the fellow set his hair on fire with a bic lighter...hippy hair. I laughed and laughter and never did get another date.
03-21-2015, 12:58 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Sounds like a fun night though lmao.gif
03-21-2015, 01:01 AM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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That's what he gets for sending up a false prayer

and if he ain't careful , next time Gawd will make him
sit on a Roasting Pig .
03-21-2015, 01:04 AM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(03-21-2015, 12:58 AM)Octo Wrote:  blonde.gif

Sounds like a fun night though lmao.gif

It was, but he lost his dignity that night. lol.gif
03-21-2015, 01:07 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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No shït lmao.gif

What the hell possessed him to set his hair on fire?

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03-21-2015, 01:11 AM #7
misterbumps Member
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(03-21-2015, 12:50 AM)Octo Wrote:  Man burns his face and eyes at Applebee's after putting his head on his steak to pray over it

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A man who wanted to pray over his steak before eating it, suffered serious burns to his face and eyes, according to a lawsuit filed in New Jersey.

Hiram Jimenez said that he visited an Applebee’s restaurant in Westampton with his brother, Rafael, and decided to pray over their food.

Jimenez said that when he leaned his head on his meat, he felt a burning sensation on the left side of his face.

Jimenez, who claimed that the waitress did not warn him that the food was hot, said that he turned the plate over in a panic, causing the food to spill on his lap, causing more burns.

http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2015/0...36164.html

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lol

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
03-21-2015, 01:17 AM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(03-21-2015, 01:07 AM)Octo Wrote:  No shït lmao.gif

What the hell possessed him to set his hair on fire?

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He was lighting a doobie and I guess his hippy hair was in the way. : dunno:



03-21-2015, 01:50 AM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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That's hot rofl.gif
03-21-2015, 01:54 AM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(03-21-2015, 01:50 AM)Octo Wrote:  That's hot rofl.gif

Not only that, after smoking the doobie, I accidently missed the bathroom and walked into someone's bedroom where there were getting it on, and the woman screamed. blink.gif But, it was cool, the guy decided to finish the job. So, he didn't come out to give me shït for quite a while.
03-21-2015, 01:56 AM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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Well as long as you didn't pee in there I'm sure it was a great party chuckle.gif
03-21-2015, 02:05 AM #12
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Now that I think about it, I'll bet burned hippy hair guy directed me to the wrong room to even the loss of dignity score.
03-21-2015, 02:32 AM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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That's highly possible lmao.gif

I'm also thinking he might have been using hair spray because I've never seen any hippie hair catch fire, but I've seen 80's spray hair do such scream.gif
03-21-2015, 02:38 AM #14
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(03-21-2015, 02:32 AM)Octo Wrote:  That's highly possible lmao.gif

I'm also thinking he might have been using hair spray because I've never seen any hippie hair catch fire, but I've seen 80's spray hair do such scream.gif

Yep, it was the early 80s but he had wild hippy hair.
03-21-2015, 02:56 AM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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Not sure if natural hair without additives is combustible and I'm not about to experiment. damned.gif



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