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Nutella refuses to make personalized chocolate spread jar for 5-year-old girl, Isis
11-28-2015, 06:17 AM #1
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The family of an Australian child has been left fuming after the hazelnut-chocolate spread brand Nutella, which has offered to print personalized name labels for any customer, turned her down, apparently out of fear connoting the notorious terrorist group.

“I’m really quite upset by this,” said mother of five-year-old Isis Taylor, Heather, told the Sydney Morning Herald. “You are actually making my daughter’s name dirty. You are choosing to refuse my daughter’s name in case the public refers to it negatively.”
Read more: rt.com

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I don't blame the makers of Nutella, it tastes nothing like a goat vagina.

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11-28-2015, 06:26 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Well, it is a pretty name.

Isis was worshipped as the ideal mother and wife as well as the patroness of nature and magic. She was the friend of slaves, sinners, artisans and the downtrodden, but she also listened to the prayers of the wealthy, maidens, aristocrats and rulers.[2] Isis is often depicted as the mother of Horus, the falcon-headed deity associated with king and kingship (although in some traditions Horus's mother was Hathor). Isis is also known as protector of the dead and goddess of children.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis

Just as the swastika was hijacked by the Nazis has this name been ruined by idiots.
11-28-2015, 06:49 AM #3
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yup.gif Change it to IS, or Daesh.

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11-28-2015, 07:07 AM #4
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nutz , the whole world
11-28-2015, 01:08 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Yeah... I think I'd spell it Iceis

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11-28-2015, 03:58 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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There is a big difference between Isis and ISIS, they should not have refused her. hmm.gif
11-28-2015, 04:03 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Agreed US. I bet they'd make one for Dick without batting an eye.

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11-28-2015, 04:38 PM #8
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Yeah, you all got a valid point, but...

Goddamn idiots!!!

Why the red hot fuck would you secure years and years
of pure trouble for your child by naming her something
like that in the first bloody place?

It's like those kids born in the 70's:

"The other kids at school giving you a hard time,
Silvershadow Moonbeam?
Gee, I can't for the life of me imagine why."

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Once again I realize, that the absolute, ultimate best
any parent can aim for, is to not place new, unnecessary
trauma upon their offspring, once birth is behind them.
11-28-2015, 04:41 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-28-2015, 06:17 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  I don't blame the makers of Nutella, it tastes nothing like a goat vagina.

Is that a guess?

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
11-28-2015, 04:44 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(11-28-2015, 04:03 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  Agreed US. I bet they'd make one for Dick without batting an eye.

Then they would gobble it right the fuck up.

I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
11-28-2015, 04:47 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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(11-28-2015, 04:41 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  
(11-28-2015, 06:17 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  I don't blame the makers of Nutella, it tastes nothing like a goat vagina.

Is that a guess?

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11-28-2015, 05:11 PM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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I grew up in a pastoral area. My parents knew I hit manhood when they found a livestock weekly under my mattress.
That being said...
I was just guessing, if I was doing that, I'd have to walk all they way around the front to kiss her.
There. That should remove all doubt. 37.gif

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11-28-2015, 05:14 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I bet you thought 4H meant 4 Hos and wondered where your 4 sheep were.

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We only had pigs and chickens in NC. I STILL miss that dog...

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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
11-28-2015, 05:34 PM #14
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11-28-2015, 05:45 PM #15
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A city boy goes out to visit his cousin in the country for a week.

After a good nights sleep the city cousin hears a commotion outside, and looks out to see his country counterpart banging a pig.

Horrified, he said nothing, but then the next day he woke up to the same god awful scene.

Finally the city cousin confronted the country cousin about his deviant behavior, to which the country cousin replied...

Don't knock things you haven't tried son. Not much to do around here, and that keeps me occupied.

The city boy said that was certainly not for him and left it at that.

Finally after a few more days, the good time his county cousin was having and his own boredom got the better of him, so he thought he'd go ahead and give it a shot.

He got up before his country cousin as to not be caught in the act, went to the yard and started humping away.

Finally in disgust he stopped what he had started and pulled out at the same time his country cousin was walking up behind him.

The country cousin said, well son, how did you like that?

To which the city boy replied...

Jesus Christ...It was the most horrible fucking disgusting thing I've ever done, and I'm ashamed of myself.

To which the country cousin replied...

Well hell son, you picked the ugliest one in the bunch.

True story. coffeetime.gif

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