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Nutella refuses to make personalized chocolate spread jar for 5-year-old girl, Isis
11-28-2015, 05:34 PM #16
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11-28-2015, 05:45 PM #17
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A city boy goes out to visit his cousin in the country for a week.

After a good nights sleep the city cousin hears a commotion outside, and looks out to see his country counterpart banging a pig.

Horrified, he said nothing, but then the next day he woke up to the same god awful scene.

Finally the city cousin confronted the country cousin about his deviant behavior, to which the country cousin replied...

Don't knock things you haven't tried son. Not much to do around here, and that keeps me occupied.

The city boy said that was certainly not for him and left it at that.

Finally after a few more days, the good time his county cousin was having and his own boredom got the better of him, so he thought he'd go ahead and give it a shot.

He got up before his country cousin as to not be caught in the act, went to the yard and started humping away.

Finally in disgust he stopped what he had started and pulled out at the same time his country cousin was walking up behind him.

The country cousin said, well son, how did you like that?

To which the city boy replied...

Jesus Christ...It was the most horrible ğkking disgusting thing I've ever done, and I'm ashamed of myself.

To which the country cousin replied...

Well hell son, you picked the ugliest one in the bunch.

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11-28-2015, 08:39 PM #18
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11-28-2015, 08:47 PM #19
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i have never tried nutella.

i bet it is too sweet. i dont like too sweet things.

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11-28-2015, 09:20 PM #20
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It's great, but I'm allergic to hazelnuts. Only had one little taste.

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11-28-2015, 09:23 PM #21
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I just bought a jar for my daughter and I had a teaspoon full. It is not as sweet as one would imagine, it's good.
11-28-2015, 09:38 PM #22
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(11-28-2015, 09:20 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  It's great, but I'm allergic to hazelnuts. Only had one little taste.

oh, that blows.
i love hazel nuts

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11-28-2015, 09:38 PM #23
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(11-28-2015, 09:23 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  I just bought a jar for my daughter and I had a teaspoon full. It is not as sweet as one would imagine, it's good.

but.. chocolate on bread.. i dunno..

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11-28-2015, 09:49 PM #24
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Yeah I don't have much of a sweet tooth either. Sure nutella tastes good, but it's awfully sweet 13.gif
11-28-2015, 10:09 PM #25
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(11-28-2015, 09:49 PM)Octo Wrote:  Yeah I don't have much of a sweet tooth either. Sure nutella tastes good, but it's awfully sweet 13.gif

thats what i thought.

i do like cake.
but not overly frillybastard sweet cake.

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11-28-2015, 11:06 PM #26
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Homemade Nutella
Makes 8-10 ounces

Ingredients:

1 1/2 cups hazelnuts
1/2 cup coconut sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa powder, or more to taste
1 tablespoon melted coconut oil
6-8 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon pure maple syrup (optional)

http://detoxinista.com/2014/09/homemade-...ugar-free/

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11-28-2015, 11:08 PM #27
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oh that is much better!

except i am still uncertain about chocolate on bread..

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11-28-2015, 11:46 PM #28
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Oh hells no, sweet things has no business on my sammich 13.gif
11-29-2015, 12:09 AM #29
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(11-28-2015, 11:46 PM)Octo Wrote:  Oh hells no, sweet things has no business on my sammich 13.gif

yeah.
well jam is ok.. but not chocolate i wouldnt think...

same as sweet things on pizza. no.

Just Plain Nuts.
11-29-2015, 12:24 AM #30
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Actually, peanut butter and Nutella is pretty damn good. Kind of a Reese Cup sammy. But I prefer to eat them together on a spoon.

The absolute best way to east Nutella is between two toasted chocolate pop tarts.

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