(11-29-2015, 02:10 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:(11-28-2015, 05:45 PM)JayRodney Wrote: A city boy goes out to visit his cousin in the country for a week.
After a good nights sleep the city cousin hears a commotion outside, and looks out to see his country counterpart banging a pig.
Horrified, he said nothing, but then the next day he woke up to the same god awful scene.
Finally the city cousin confronted the country cousin about his deviant behavior, to which the country cousin replied...
Don't knock things you haven't tried son. Not much to do around here, and that keeps me occupied.
The city boy said that was certainly not for him and left it at that.
Finally after a few more days, the good time his county cousin was having and his own boredom got the better of him, so he thought he'd go ahead and give it a shot.
He got up before his country cousin as to not be caught in the act, went to the yard and started humping away.
Finally in disgust he stopped what he had started and pulled out at the same time his country cousin was walking up behind him.
The country cousin said, well son, how did you like that?
To which the city boy replied...
Jesus Christ...It was the most horrible ƒükking disgusting thing I've ever done, and I'm ashamed of myself.
To which the country cousin replied...
Well hell son, you picked the ugliest one in the bunch.
Sounds fun, eh..
If'un you get the purdy one.
(11-30-2015, 12:25 PM)Octo Wrote:
I spotted some at Prisma some time ago. In the American food shelf. I call it the circus shelf because it's what it looks like.
I would surely start shitting blood within the week.
(11-30-2015, 08:37 PM)Octo Wrote:
well, no. just.. no.
Just Plain Nuts.
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