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11-29-2015, 12:27 AM #31
Octo Mother Superior
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I've never had a pop tart

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11-29-2015, 12:33 AM #32
Kreeper Griobhtha
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You aren't missing much. My kids love 'em. I can barely eat them without Nutella. They are too bready/crusty and need more filling.

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11-29-2015, 12:43 AM #33
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(11-29-2015, 12:27 AM)Octo Wrote:  I've never had a pop tart

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they are too sweet. and somewhat nauseating.
i could never understand how ppl have them for breakfast..

Just Plain Nuts.
11-29-2015, 02:06 AM #34
White Ribbon call me
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(11-29-2015, 12:27 AM)Octo Wrote:  I've never had a pop tart

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Me either..

And i have only tried Nutella once and it was when i was in my 20s.. We were not allowed to eat shït food.. Or fizzy drinks (soda).. Mum was strict..
11-29-2015, 02:10 AM #35
White Ribbon call me
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(11-28-2015, 05:45 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  A city boy goes out to visit his cousin in the country for a week.

After a good nights sleep the city cousin hears a commotion outside, and looks out to see his country counterpart banging a pig.

Horrified, he said nothing, but then the next day he woke up to the same god awful scene.

Finally the city cousin confronted the country cousin about his deviant behavior, to which the country cousin replied...

Don't knock things you haven't tried son. Not much to do around here, and that keeps me occupied.

The city boy said that was certainly not for him and left it at that.

Finally after a few more days, the good time his county cousin was having and his own boredom got the better of him, so he thought he'd go ahead and give it a shot.

He got up before his country cousin as to not be caught in the act, went to the yard and started humping away.

Finally in disgust he stopped what he had started and pulled out at the same time his country cousin was walking up behind him.

The country cousin said, well son, how did you like that?

To which the city boy replied...

Jesus Christ...It was the most horrible ğkking disgusting thing I've ever done, and I'm ashamed of myself.

To which the country cousin replied...

Well hell son, you picked the ugliest one in the bunch.

True story. coffeetime.gif

Sounds fun, eh..

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11-29-2015, 03:45 AM #36
Octo Mother Superior
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(11-29-2015, 02:06 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(11-29-2015, 12:27 AM)Octo Wrote:  I've never had a pop tart

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Me either..

And i have only tried Nutella once and it was when i was in my 20s.. We were not allowed to eat shït food.. Or fizzy drinks (soda).. Mum was strict..

Same here yup.gif
11-30-2015, 05:09 AM #37
Accidental Stoner Member
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This?:

İmage

For friggin breakfast?

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11-30-2015, 11:22 AM #38
White Ribbon call me
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No wonder they are so fat.. chuckle.gif

Every aussie that moves to Murica ends up fat. Not just a little bit either..

Must be something in the water?

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11-30-2015, 12:25 PM #39
Octo Mother Superior
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(11-30-2015, 05:09 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  This?:

İmage

For friggin breakfast?

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I spotted some at Prisma some time ago. In the American food shelf. I call it the circus shelf because it's what it looks like. İmage
11-30-2015, 01:20 PM #40
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(11-29-2015, 02:10 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(11-28-2015, 05:45 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  A city boy goes out to visit his cousin in the country for a week.

After a good nights sleep the city cousin hears a commotion outside, and looks out to see his country counterpart banging a pig.

Horrified, he said nothing, but then the next day he woke up to the same god awful scene.

Finally the city cousin confronted the country cousin about his deviant behavior, to which the country cousin replied...

Don't knock things you haven't tried son. Not much to do around here, and that keeps me occupied.

The city boy said that was certainly not for him and left it at that.

Finally after a few more days, the good time his county cousin was having and his own boredom got the better of him, so he thought he'd go ahead and give it a shot.

He got up before his country cousin as to not be caught in the act, went to the yard and started humping away.

Finally in disgust he stopped what he had started and pulled out at the same time his country cousin was walking up behind him.

The country cousin said, well son, how did you like that?

To which the city boy replied...

Jesus Christ...It was the most horrible ğkking disgusting thing I've ever done, and I'm ashamed of myself.

To which the country cousin replied...

Well hell son, you picked the ugliest one in the bunch.

True story. coffeetime.gif

Sounds fun, eh..

yup.gif
İmage

If'un you get the purdy one.

İmage

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11-30-2015, 06:47 PM #41
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(11-30-2015, 12:25 PM)Octo Wrote:  
(11-30-2015, 05:09 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  This?:

İmage

For friggin breakfast?

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I spotted some at Prisma some time ago. In the American food shelf. I call it the circus shelf because it's what it looks like. İmage

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I would surely start shitting blood within the week.

Then die.
11-30-2015, 08:20 PM #42
golden locks Member
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oh, that's pop tarts? I thought that pop tarts and cake pops where the same thing ... chuckle.gif
11-30-2015, 08:23 PM #43
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(11-30-2015, 08:20 PM)golden locks Wrote:  oh, that's pop tarts? I thought that pop tarts and cake pops where the same thing ... chuckle.gif

cake pops!?!

what are cake pops!!

İmage

Just Plain Nuts.
11-30-2015, 08:37 PM #44
Octo Mother Superior
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11-30-2015, 08:39 PM #45
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(11-30-2015, 08:37 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

http://www.instructables.com/id/Cake-Pops/

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oh.

well, no. just.. no.

Just Plain Nuts.



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