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OFFICIAL lost my f*king keys before work thread
04-11-2014, 03:07 PM #1
LilDoozey Member
Posts:137 Threads:46 Joined:Sep 2013
This is an issue that affects roughly over 3 million Americans everyday. Keys, the most important ones, suddenly gone Dave Chappelle. Gone with the Wind. Keys that might have been abducted by aliens or ventured into the Twilight Zone. I have had my share of "Key" moments ( boom boom chick!)

but why is it that keys always go missing before work? Maybe they are dreading work as much as we are, "Oh shit, I gotta unlock and lock? F@$! that"

And if you're like me, you get even madder when you find your keys going " You were there the whole fucking time? Shit I could have found Jesus in the time I spent looking for you damn keys!"

We need like a Key app that tells us one hour before work, " Hey stoner! Don't forget ya f*@!ing keys, you work in one hour... And put that damn blunt down, my circuts are googling for a Domines Pizza!"

All I am saying is, if I am gonna get j%+#ed off by my best friends sister and I can't find those keys, "Houston, we have a problem"

Thank you for your time.

Kobe Bryant and Pau Gassol, good tag team on offense, we get Steve Nash and Steve Blake to draw fouls and get Gassol on C, might them rebounds, and Kobe with his fadeaways, forget it man, we got dis, GO LAKERS!! #24!
04-11-2014, 03:27 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,253 Threads:1,493 Joined:Feb 2011
If you find 'em, keep looking anyway to break the stereotype of them being in the last place you look. lmao.gif
Good luck LD! wave.gif cheers.gif puffpuffpass.gif


04-11-2014, 03:34 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,476 Threads:1,587 Joined:Feb 2011
I put up a lizard hook on the wall specifically for keys. Now I won't name any names, but someone in this household doesn't comply so I have to look for them every freaking time!!! gaah.gifbored.gif

04-11-2014, 03:38 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,253 Threads:1,493 Joined:Feb 2011
Our stupid ass dog can't put anything away after he gets it out. 13.gif


04-11-2014, 03:42 PM #5
Shadow Incognito
Lost keys coffeetime.gif lmao.gif
04-11-2014, 03:42 PM #6
Mason Helpdesk Dog
Posts:105 Threads:7 Joined:Nov 2011
I don't even have opposable digits, how am I posed to put anything back when I get it out? Oh, and Einstein, I think she was talking about you. :dogcofffee:
04-11-2014, 04:24 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,476 Threads:1,587 Joined:Feb 2011
Good boy. İmage
04-12-2014, 07:14 PM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,569 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
I carry a copy of my car key in my wallet

My Puppy Beepers hits the door locks whenever I leave the key in the ignition ,
thereby locking me out of the vehicle

so to thwart her antics , I made a copy and carry it in my wallet ,

on the boat I use combination locks , no key

for the house , I carry spare keys under the console of my truck , takes a screwdriver to

get to them , and that's in the glove box .It only takes one time of dropping

your keys overboard while out at sea on a sailboat , you LEARN from that .

If you have a plastic covered gas cap on your vehicle

you can pry that off ( it's glued on )

and in the hollow under the plastic cap , hide a key and glue it back on the metal

if you get locked out , take the gas cap and twist it real hard counter clockwise

and the elmers glue will break free , remove the key , get in and drive home

to reglue the plastic cover on the cap

no thief would ever think to break your gas cap to find a key to the car inside .

think about it ,, I did , that's how I thought it up lmao.gif
04-16-2014, 03:36 AM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,078 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
Eventually whenever someone discovers or creates a real star gate einstein rosen worm hole bridge portal and walks into and through it they will suddenly and stunningly find themselves within another dimension of reality and when they take a look around they are going to be very shocked to see massive mountains consisting of everyones mysteriously missing socks and keys and pocket change and homework and small pets and airplanes and ships as well as people and our empathy and compassion and love for each other...


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