but why is it that keys always go missing before work? Maybe they are dreading work as much as we are, "Oh shit, I gotta unlock and lock? F@$! that"
And if you're like me, you get even madder when you find your keys going " You were there the whole fucking time? Shit I could have found Jesus in the time I spent looking for you damn keys!"
We need like a Key app that tells us one hour before work, " Hey stoner! Don't forget ya f*@!ing keys, you work in one hour... And put that damn blunt down, my circuts are googling for a Domines Pizza!"
All I am saying is, if I am gonna get j%+#ed off by my best friends sister and I can't find those keys, "Houston, we have a problem"
Thank you for your time.
Kobe Bryant and Pau Gassol, good tag team on offense, we get Steve Nash and Steve Blake to draw fouls and get Gassol on C, might them rebounds, and Kobe with his fadeaways, forget it man, we got dis, GO LAKERS!! #24!