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04-17-2015, 10:29 PM #226
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Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless ğkking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ğkking time. Any ğkking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks

Here in this hopeless ğkking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ğkking time. Any ğkking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cause
I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid shït, silly shït, stupid shït...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim. [3x]

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

ğck L Ron Hubbard and
ğck all his clones.
ğck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

ğck retro anything.
ğck your tattoos.
ğck all you junkies and
ğck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

ğck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
ğck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
Bring it down
Suck it down.
Flush it down.
04-18-2015, 10:28 AM #227
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,797 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
Yikes.

Wonder just what exactly is going on in this town behind the scenes 13.gif
Good ol' big boys up to something....while the place seems to be dying
from downtown and outwards.

Told you the former Town Director, Mr J:son, seemed mightily nervous and
agitated when he resigned a coupla months ago. He looked waaay too
much like a fall guy, set up to crash and burn for some reason...taking one
for the team..?

Now he's committed suicide - they found him hanging by the neck in his
own garage yesterday.

13.gif

Yeah, this town is creepy as f**k - Stargate Hell.

May the gods rest his soul beyond Tuonela,
and may the truth be revealed to the people....in time.
04-18-2015, 02:10 PM #228
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,570 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Holy sheit damned.gif Lord knows how deep that rabbit hole is. The dark lord... satanbitch.gif

13.gif
04-18-2015, 06:23 PM #229
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,797 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
yup.gif

Poor guy is the talk of the town today.

He was 3 years younger than me.

13.gif
04-18-2015, 07:22 PM #230
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,570 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
i can imagine speculations are running rampant. Looks like the brotherhood got its way again. 13.gif
04-19-2015, 05:36 AM #231
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,240 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
Once
a pedophile gassed himself in his Garage

I wondered why

Turned out
his wife had cheated on him with a Stork

Birds

all for the Birds

that's a clue
04-19-2015, 01:12 PM #232
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,797 Threads:70 Joined:Feb 2011
That be vultures then, methinks... 13.gif
04-20-2015, 04:28 PM #233
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
Officially now in that crappy time of the year....no skiing.

Biere.
04-20-2015, 04:32 PM #234
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
hug.gif but think of the season coming up. Golf and jogging and sunshine and ice cold biere on the patio. woohoo.gif
04-20-2015, 04:33 PM #235
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-20-2015, 04:32 PM)Shadow Wrote:  hug.gif but think of the season coming up. Golf and jogging and sunshine and ice cold biere on the patio. woohoo.gif
beercheer.giffkyeah.gifblonde.gif

Biere.
04-20-2015, 05:02 PM #236
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif It's been really nice here, up to 20C now though still freezing at night.
beercheer.gif
04-20-2015, 05:06 PM #237
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
Spring time has arrived here in NY, and it's now mud season in Vermont.

Biere.
04-20-2015, 05:09 PM #238
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,570 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Been around +10 here for a few days beercheer.gif So many spring birds yay.gif
04-20-2015, 05:20 PM #239
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
Hej sweetie hug.gif the geese here sure are noisy rofl.gif
04-20-2015, 05:21 PM #240
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
İmage

Biere.



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