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04-01-2016, 10:52 PM #2,746
Octo Mother Superior
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Tell them you require a deep back massage to even think about sex devil.gif
04-01-2016, 11:38 PM #2,747
Coolchick Member
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(04-01-2016, 10:52 PM)Octo Wrote:  Tell them you require a deep back massage to even think about sex devil.gif

but that would be lying lol
i likely want sex more than they do.

i wouldnt be able to pull that off for very long

nah. i will just use this for massaging and guys for the other

well
hopefully just one guy. im not into a whole bunch, ffsi.

just one who knows what the what.
that will be satisfactory.

Just Plain Nuts.
04-01-2016, 11:48 PM #2,748
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage



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04-02-2016, 12:44 AM #2,749
Coolchick Member
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lol.gif

kinda slim though, no..?

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Just Plain Nuts.
04-02-2016, 01:20 AM #2,750
Jim Rat Member
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(04-01-2016, 07:15 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  ok you guys look look look!

i just got this in teh mail!


İmage

and all i can say is if you dont want one you are crazy!

i love this thiiing!!

it is my new best buddy!

Yeah, I'm familiar with these. Try leaning back against a wall and using the curved part as a fulcrum while you move the other end of it. Increases the effectiveness muchly.

(addition) I posted the above before I read the rest of the thread. I assumed you were using it on your BACK.
04-02-2016, 02:04 AM #2,751
Coolchick Member
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rofl2.gif

yes you assumed correctly..

octo is just bein funny..

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yeah i am gonna try different ways with it but it is a great thing for sure

Just Plain Nuts.
04-02-2016, 02:29 AM #2,752
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm sure

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04-02-2016, 05:05 AM #2,753
Aces Libertarian
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İmage
04-02-2016, 08:17 AM #2,754
Jim Rat Member
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Given the state of American politics today, that NOTA option looks better than ever.
04-02-2016, 03:48 PM #2,755
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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İmage

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04-02-2016, 04:53 PM #2,756
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(04-01-2016, 11:48 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage



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Don't worry, Dick's got your back. coffeetime.gif

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04-02-2016, 04:55 PM #2,757
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(04-02-2016, 03:48 PM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  İmage

bob.gif

lol

yessss...

Just Plain Nuts.
04-02-2016, 05:01 PM #2,758
Octo Mother Superior
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04-03-2016, 06:10 PM #2,759
Coolchick Member
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we had a wicked snowstorm last night..

the wind was so bad it drove water through the top of the patio doors

and it was leaking inside..

so back to winter for awhile!

and today when i went to the store, an old fella, who was polish or something i

think, stops me and says good morning.. then he says 'ven vas the last time

someone hit you vith a snowball? vas that your brother?'

rofl2.gif

that had me laughing all the way to the store and back lol!


was cool. not very often i get to laugh like that

Just Plain Nuts.
04-03-2016, 06:19 PM #2,760
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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That reminds me of a time when I was living in an apartment and pushed my son (a baby) in the stroller in an elevator and this old man accusingly asks me "Is he German?" I reply "No" - he more accusingly says "He looks German" -I reply (this time with force) "He is not German".

Crazy assed old men.



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