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04-21-2015, 05:58 AM #271
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(04-21-2015, 03:16 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  No, I'd steer clear from asking Chinese people if they have opium chuckle.gif

yes lol i agree...

no more chrysanthemum for you!

Just Plain Nuts.
04-21-2015, 02:11 PM #272
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(04-21-2015, 01:35 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  i usually just have a beer.

same effects.

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04-21-2015, 05:34 PM #273
golden locks Member
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I have a good remedy for back pain too, or for ischias actually!
two red Amanita cut into small pieces
put in glass jar
pour over strong clear liquer (vodka!)
let stand for 2 - 3 weeks
silane
Use a few drops on the area that's in pain

(p.s I have not done this my self, but the recepie is from the same course) chuckle.gif

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04-21-2015, 07:19 PM #274
Octo Mother Superior
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O rly! damned.gif
04-21-2015, 08:09 PM #275
golden locks Member
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(04-21-2015, 07:19 PM)Octo Wrote:  O rly! damned.gif

Yup, it's in my practice book :D
04-21-2015, 08:52 PM #276
Octo Mother Superior
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Interesting ointment. I should try that sometime.

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04-21-2015, 11:19 PM #277
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it is extremely COLD out today.

and they say maybe wet snow overnight..

right now is cold rain...

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04-22-2015, 02:39 AM #278
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(04-21-2015, 11:19 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  it is extremely COLD out today.

and they say maybe wet snow overnight..

right now is cold rain...

it´s cozy inside when it´s nasty outside.

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04-22-2015, 06:24 PM #279
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Cold and rainy here too, but that's okay we've had no snow or rain since Feb.
Maybe I'll go make cinnamon buns, nothing else to do bored.gif
04-22-2015, 06:44 PM #280
Octo Mother Superior
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Rain, snow and sleet in the forecast for the next 24 hours bored.gif
04-22-2015, 09:38 PM #281
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No Weather here Today

plenty of street Junkies sitting around

a few Tweeking Meth Heads

a couple Drunks ,,, make that about 20 drunks ,,, opps ,,, add three more ,,,
no wait ,,,,, 1-2-3-4-5-------6 and 7 ,,, make that a Village of Drunks ,,,

and two weed smokin' thieves ,,,, WAIT !

They're all thieves ,,

Portland Or .... only place you can sit and see Zombies all day and night .


Wish it would Rain ,,,, they'd crawl back in the holes they seep out of .

Well ,,,,, that's all the News that is News .
04-22-2015, 09:56 PM #282
Octo Mother Superior
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Thanks for that news update Rog chuckle.gif
04-22-2015, 10:36 PM #283
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(04-22-2015, 02:39 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(04-21-2015, 11:19 PM)Coolchick Wrote:  it is extremely COLD out today.

and they say maybe wet snow overnight..

right now is cold rain...

it´s cozy inside when it´s nasty outside.

cheers.gif

oh yes indeed...

i did have to go out in it though..
got soaked lol

but that is all done so.. now i shall stay in :)

Just Plain Nuts.
04-23-2015, 02:13 AM #284
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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What are the chances ?

Dig what happened to me this Morning .

I get in the van , Beepers Puppy placidly squatting on the
passenger Seat with a smirk and knowing look in her eyes

i crank the key , it starts up , it runs two seconds , then dies ,,

I look at Beepers Puppy , she looks away ,,,,

she thinks to me ,,,, " Forgot to get gas last night ,,, and now ?

I think back to Beepers Puppy , you knew , and didn't warn me ,,,
you ass ,,,,

Beepers Puppy thinks back at me : " That's right , I didn't warn you ,,,
and how many times these past 3 months has this happened ,,,, about seven ?

She thinks again and adds : " So , to teach you a lesson and get you to
learn to watch the fuel gauge a little closer ,,,

I let you do it to yourself again ,,,, "

BRAT ! oooh, alright , I'll take the gas can and bike , be back ,,,

I ride the mile and half to the station , cold as dead duck butt ,,,,

I'm riding back , stuck on the sidewalk until I reach a driveway or ,,
I'll have to jump the curb one hand on the bars ( cause I have the gas can
in the other hand ) and that ain't safe ,,,,

first driveway , some schmuck with a truck , has blocked the sidewalk
with his tailgate hanging out into the street ,,,

I'll have to go around his truck ,,,

I swerve around the tail end of the truck ,,,,

KA-----SMACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend John , who I had no idea was even up that early ,,,,,

was coming from the other direction on his bike , one hand on the bars
like I was ,,, a bag in his other hand ,,,,

right directly dead center of the tail of the truck

John and I collided in a head on collision :::: SMACK !

our rear wheels came off the ground ,,,,

as our heads smacked into each other ,,,,

That's right , we beaned each other BOINK

as we got up , John say's " Sorry guy , I didn't see you coming ,,
( cause he was riding on the wrong side of the street )

I look in his face ,,,,,

He see's that it's me ::::: " Oh , it's you ,,, then I ain't sorry " and laughs !

we laugh and laugh and laugh ,,,,

whats the chances of that ?

two guys riding and trying to pass a truck blocking the sidewalk
and at the exact same time ?

wait ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it gets better

we both ride Scott Bikes , ( they are rare bikes )

we both never get up that early

we both have long hair


we both weigh 170Lbs

we both smell like Dead Flesh dipped in fermented Toe Jam

we both had to ride our bikes in the Cold
because our cars needed gas

on the same day

at the same hour

on the same street

in the same town

in the same state

under the same sky

filled with clouds

and we both used our best defensive weapon in the crash

Bikers airbags ,,,, which were ,,,,


OUR HEADS !

Think about it ,,,, you couldn't have scripted something like this ,,,,

too many coincidences ,,,,,,

thank gawd we hit head first too ,,,, otherwise ,, we may have been hurt .

I got back to the Van , poured the Gas in , started it up ,,,

turned to Beepers Puppy and told her what happen ,,,,

she thought back to me : " It " WAS " scripted Rog' ,,,,

Now get me Beef Jerky ,,

or ,,,, I'll make it happen again ,,,, and next time ,,,, you guys
will stop in midair ,,,,,
when you smack Noses ,,, and teeth ,,,, and Knees ,,, and ,,,


STOP !
Here's the Jerky ,,, dammit .
04-23-2015, 06:20 AM #285
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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rofl.gif gotta listen to Beepers. dog knows best!



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