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Off with his balls! OUCH!!!
03-17-2011, 11:50 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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British woman 'bites off' boyfriend's testicles

(That's probably ex-boyfriend by now)

A BRITISH man had surgery to reattach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off, the Daily Mirror reported yesterday.
Maria Georgina Topp, 43, appeared in court accused of carrying out the horrific attack on her boyfriend Martin Douglas, 45, in Newcastle, northern England.
Douglas had to call emergency services himself after the incident, but was in so much pain operators could not understand what he was saying. He needed emergency surgery and had to spend several days in the hospital recovering from the attack.
Paramedics who attended the scene called police when they saw the extent of his injuries and Topp was arrested and charged with causing grievous bodily harm.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/world/british-wom...6023645370

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03-18-2011, 12:20 AM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I never really thought about it before, but castrating bull calves every summer, when we were ranching, must have caused the same amount of agony. Although a clean quick slice, not a chomp. But we'd put a nerve line on, get the sack and slice the bottom off, pull out the testes to where the cord was visible and slice off there. Poor calves were in shock by then, slap a branding iron on it's hip, had a long tube to cram down it's throat and inject time release anti-biotics. Smear the brand with ozonol and on to the next, we never spent more than 4 minutes on any one calf. Anyways, I guess the point is, Douglas got reattached and won't end up on a dinner plate rofl.gif
03-18-2011, 12:30 AM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(03-18-2011, 12:20 AM)Shadow Wrote:  I never really thought about it before, but castrating bull calves every summer, when we were ranching, must have caused the same amount of agony. Although a clean quick slice, not a chomp. But we'd put a nerve line on, get the sack and slice the bottom off, pull out the testes to where the cord was visible and slice off there. Poor calves were in shock by then, slap a branding iron on it's hip, had a long tube to cram down it's throat and inject time release anti-biotics. Smear the brand with ozonol and on to the next, we never spent more than 4 minutes on any one calf. Anyways, I guess the point is, Douglas got reattached and won't end up on a dinner plate rofl.gif

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03-18-2011, 12:37 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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scream.gif ouch!

I only participated in holding a bull calf while he was cut in half with a chainsaw...I was covered with meat but never touched his balls! chuckle.gif
03-18-2011, 12:44 AM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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chuckle.gif at least we put the nerve line on. Though it was more to keep the calf still so the brand wouldn't blur. But it did serve to temporarily kill feeling below the flank.

LOL Octo, I do hope the calf wasn't alive while sawn in half rofl.gif
03-18-2011, 12:49 AM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif nay he was pretty dead but I knew him when he was still a pet scream.gif
03-18-2011, 12:52 AM #7
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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sad2.gif Yeah I know how that goes. Not so much though, because we never butchered our steers, just loaded them on a truck and sent them to the meat cutters. hug.gif not so much fun to have to do it yourself.
03-18-2011, 01:04 AM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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(03-18-2011, 12:44 AM)Shadow Wrote:  chuckle.gif at least we put the nerve line on. Though it was more to keep the calf still so the brand wouldn't blur. But it did serve to temporarily kill feeling below the flank.

LOL Octo, I do hope the calf wasn't alive while sawn in half rofl.gif

Thats how they do it here, I thought it was ğkkin' gruesome when I first moved here, but we have a special area in the bedroom set aside for that, you'd hardly ever realize it even happens.

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03-18-2011, 04:23 AM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Cockfucius say, "Never receive oral sex from woman with hay fever."

 
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03-18-2011, 05:30 AM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif Thats good advice right there, I don't care who you are! yay.gif beercheer.gif

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03-18-2011, 06:00 AM #11
scrapperscrub Member
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damned.gif JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!!
makes you wonder what the hell he did to deserve that!!???13.gif

maybe he didnt do the dishes........
or didnt take out the trash....
or maybe he ....



didnt bleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gifbleh.gif in any case
SHE WAS SOME KINDA PISSED OFF! thats for sure!rofl.gif















03-18-2011, 06:05 AM #12
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Why do women always assume it was the man's fault? Maybe the bitch was just psycho. Most women are, ya know?

 
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03-18-2011, 06:06 AM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(03-18-2011, 06:00 AM)scrapperscrub Wrote:  damned.gif JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!!
makes you wonder what the hell he did to deserve that!!???13.gif

maybe he didnt do the dishes........

Or maybe he did the dishes but he didn't WANT to do the dishes.

 
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To the neon god they made
03-18-2011, 06:11 AM #14
scrapperscrub Member
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well of course it was HIS fault............... that goes without saying,,,,,,,,,,,, I was just tryng to figure out WHY HE MADE HER GO PSYCHO.............................chuckle.gif
03-18-2011, 06:41 AM #15
Kreeper Griobhtha
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It's the overwhelming power of manmind. With two simple words we can make women go completely batshit crazy.


I do

 
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