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Off with his balls! OUCH!!!
03-18-2011, 04:36 PM #16
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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~~~~~~EVENING NEWS ~~~~~~~~~

Good evening people of the World Nation

Some interesting Developments have occurred in an Old Case from the States.

As it turns out, Elena Bobbit, did indeed have a Twin.

and like her sister
it seem's

She carries on the Family Tradition.

One thing that Bothers me Chet,,,


Whats That Walter

Walter: Well, in Both of these Bobbit Cases, the severed articles, were found and reattached.

Chet: Yes, and your point?

Walter: Well Chet,,, it just seems such a waste of time,,,

I mean,,, why bother to Bite,,, if it turns out to be more then you can Chew?
03-18-2011, 04:44 PM #17
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:I mean,,, why bother to Bite,,, if it turns out to be more then you can Chew?

rofl.gif The old spit or swallow dilemma still applies if it's attached or not I guess. dunno.gif

Regarding the reattachment of the macadamias :




I felt this was appropriate.



wonder.gif
03-18-2011, 04:49 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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What I'm kinda wondering is how a batshit crazed bitch get so far as to place her jaws around the balls in the first place? Wasn't he aware she wasn't in the mood for love? damned.gif
03-18-2011, 07:34 PM #19
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Here she is...

İmage

I wouldn't let it near my privates. Or the Sargent for that matter. vic.gif

wonder.gif
03-18-2011, 07:37 PM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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(03-18-2011, 07:34 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  I wouldn't let it near my privates. Or the Sargent for that matter. vic.gif

me neither vic.gif
03-19-2011, 06:38 PM #21
scrapperscrub Member
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rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif
I want to keep this thread going because it is so frikkin funnny,, but I cant think of any to say..gaah.gifgaah.gifgaah.gif
03-19-2011, 07:06 PM #22
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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In prison, one Guard to another :
" Watch it! She BITES!"


Right about now,,, Hearing that this woman "BIT" off the sack from front to back,


Jeffery Daumer in Hell exclaims: " Now,,, why didn't "I" think of that "

and,,,, WHAT? She spit it out? didn't even swallow? is she Bulimic or something?
03-19-2011, 07:26 PM #23
Octo Mother Superior
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I guess she just didn't have the balls to swallow coffeetime.gif
03-19-2011, 07:28 PM #24
scrapperscrub Member
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lol.gifrofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

maybe she bit off more than she could chew......................37.gif
03-19-2011, 07:31 PM #25
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif that's just nuts
03-19-2011, 07:32 PM #26
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif Or maybe she was contemplating what it's like to be a squirrel by sampling nuts of all varieties?

wonder.gif
03-19-2011, 08:18 PM #27
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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well shït,,, leave it to me to find another creative solution to a heinous problem,,,

here is what we do,,,

we hook this Nut Muncher up,,, first with Cheny,,, then Rumsfield,,.,
and of Course,,,
if she still has room in her mouth,,, and the appetite for more,,, Both BUSHES.

I'll splurge for the Ketchup and throw in the soup and salad with a TIP!
03-19-2011, 09:43 PM #28
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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A few less nuts in the White House probably would have been a good thing. dunno.gif

wonder.gif
03-20-2011, 04:13 AM #29
yankees skier
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damned.gif
03-20-2011, 07:09 AM #30
scrapperscrub Member
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rofl.giflol.gif



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