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08-10-2017, 11:01 PM #1
Michael Bolton Incognito Anonymous
I'm about to retire an app at work that has been a non stop pain in the ass for years. This is what I seriously intend to do to the server it runs on...

08-11-2017, 12:30 AM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,588 Threads:79 Joined:Feb 2011
Nerd life frustrating, huh..?

Try free rock'n'roll.


Did something like that to my old idiot box back in 2007.
Very fulfilling and...almost tangibly freeing it was, to put
a heavy iron skewer through the bloody screen.



No more stupid jingles, no more idiot commercials, no
more 'Who Wants To Be An Idiot', no more 'Dance With
The Idiots', no more 'Idiot', no more 'Finland's Got Idiots'.
And the cherry on top: No more "news" yay.gif

I bloody heard the sort of schlurping sound, when
vast areas and volumes of my brain got rid of 43 years of
programming, as the evil splinters and slivers flew.

Needless to say, I was grinning from ear to ear in true
Pohjanpoika fashion. Feeling a bit like Lalli The Bishop Slayer
(respect upon his name), reclaiming his sacred spiritual

The only thing I missed, after a few weeks, (didn't own a
'puter back then) was...hockey. The fastest, smartest,
most dynamic team sport ever fashioned by mankind.
Also a way, way more positive exchange between
Northern Hemisphere nations than 99% of the other
crap going on. beercheer.gif

I still pay the media taxes, though hahahahahahaha lol.gif
Fekkers force the slaves to pay for their own indoctrination,
but who the heck would have expected anything else.




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