Quote:40-year-old Alabamian Michael Howard Long apparently got pretty bored over the weekend.Read more: yellowhammernews.com
Emergency personnel responded to a call Saturday evening of a man stuck approximately four stories up in a tree wearing no clothes. When they arrived on the scene they found Long in the tree, but he wasn’t interested in coming down.
As a matter of fact, he had work to do up there and didn’t appreciate police distracting him.
“Basically, all he would tell the officers was he was cleaning the tree up and was going to make it his home,” said Assistant Police Chief Shane Washburn.
Police said the incident was drug-related
The pic pretty much says it all, but on the other hand, the individual made it perfectly clear he was busy turning the tree into a nice home.
Who says you can't be naked in your house? It's a gawd damn fascist police state I tells ya!