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Officer, I was Just Cleaning up the Tree Naked and Decided to Make it my Home...
03-30-2014, 12:21 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:40-year-old Alabamian Michael Howard Long apparently got pretty bored over the weekend.

Emergency personnel responded to a call Saturday evening of a man stuck approximately four stories up in a tree wearing no clothes. When they arrived on the scene they found Long in the tree, but he wasn’t interested in coming down.

As a matter of fact, he had work to do up there and didn’t appreciate police distracting him.

“Basically, all he would tell the officers was he was cleaning the tree up and was going to make it his home,” said Assistant Police Chief Shane Washburn.
Police said the incident was drug-related
Read more: yellowhammernews.com

coffeetime.gif The pic pretty much says it all, but on the other hand, the individual made it perfectly clear he was busy turning the tree into a nice home.
Who says you can't be naked in your house? It's a gawd damn fascist police state I tells ya! 37.gif

03-30-2014, 12:23 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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The guy's got the right idea. Back to the trees. lmao.gif
03-30-2014, 12:24 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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03-30-2014, 12:40 PM #4
White Ribbon call me
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was wondering where lisa went.. lmao.gif
03-30-2014, 02:45 PM #5
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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It's obvious he needs a mental health assessment and I wonder what would have been the outcome had he had threatened the police with the tools he was using to make this treehouse.
03-30-2014, 03:09 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm afraid to speculate what tool he used

03-30-2014, 08:45 PM #7
Below Average Genius Member
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"Hey tree, you are lookin' mighty sexxy toooonight! bark! bark!" drool.gif

Pray for me. hug.gif

Yeah, Whirling Bliss is a thing. ;-) http://whirlingbliss.com
03-30-2014, 09:18 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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He's got wood alright. chuckle.gif
03-30-2014, 09:42 PM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif In addition to wood, he's got some lose screws. US is right, he needs some couch time coffeetime.gif

03-31-2014, 12:42 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
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sounds like typical meth head behaviour.. it sends them mad.. 13.gif
03-31-2014, 06:10 PM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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when it all becomes too much ,,

and the toilet bowl cleaner is made into a drug ,,, and you smoke it ,,,

and your mind see's the cusp of the end approaching ,,,

and that f_cking tree at the end of the block begins to take on a new meaning ,,

there is only one thing that you can do ,,,

get naked and climb like the Monkey you always were .

There are worse ways to fail in life ,,,

yet ,, it's unique to fail in a manner which is news worthy .
03-31-2014, 06:13 PM #12
Accidental Stoner Member
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Too much, too much.
03-31-2014, 08:40 PM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif We should be thankful there's not too much meth (any amount is too much) and zero bath salts around here.
It makes things a little more predictable.

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04-01-2014, 12:34 AM #14
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
Common law, no big deal. He damaged whom?
04-01-2014, 12:44 AM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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Oh probably some mom worrying her kids would see his pocket hose 13.gif



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