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JollyRoger Show this Post
03-21-2013, 05:26 AM #1
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
My DNA test results won't be complete until May 3rd.

I guess they do about 100 tests per day and they are a month backed up.

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The suspense is killing me.
03-21-2013, 05:34 AM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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That's quite a wait. I guess some businesses are booming.
JollyRoger Show this Post
03-21-2013, 05:58 AM #3
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(03-21-2013, 05:34 AM)Octo Wrote:  That's quite a wait. I guess some businesses are booming.


Especially when they put a Y-DNA12 Marker test on sale for $39.00 for two weeks.
03-21-2013, 07:00 AM #4
オタマジャクシ Member
Posts:1,310 Threads:32 Joined:Nov 2012
(03-21-2013, 05:26 AM)JollyRoger Wrote:  My DNA test results won't be complete until May 3rd.

I guess they do about 100 tests per day and they are a month backed up.

gaah.gif

The suspense is killing me.


Don't worry!!!

Most results come back positive!!!

Almost everyone has DNA!!!

Uh, why did you wonder if you had DNA or not ... Just askin'.
03-21-2013, 07:06 AM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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lmao.gif Tadpole
you keep kickin' Jolly , and he gonna lift that Kilt on ya ma boy
JollyRoger Show this Post
03-21-2013, 07:14 AM #6
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(03-21-2013, 07:00 AM)オタマジャクシ Wrote:  
(03-21-2013, 05:26 AM)JollyRoger Wrote:  My DNA test results won't be complete until May 3rd.

I guess they do about 100 tests per day and they are a month backed up.

gaah.gif

The suspense is killing me.


Don't worry!!!

Most results come back positive!!!

Almost everyone has DNA!!!

Uh, why did you wonder if you had DNA or not ... Just askin'.


Just making sure.

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JollyRoger Show this Post
03-21-2013, 07:16 AM #7
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
(03-21-2013, 07:06 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  lmao.gif Tadpole
you keep kickin' Jolly , and he gonna lift that Kilt on ya ma boy


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03-21-2013, 10:51 PM #8
bohica Member
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It's worth the wait, if you're found not guilty for DNA reasons. But...... just where were you when the crime occurred?

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
03-21-2013, 11:14 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,611 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
So if the test comes back negative, is it possible that every crime without DNA traces could be perpetrated by JollyR? damned.gif
03-21-2013, 11:36 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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omg.gif I never thought of it from that standpoint... chuckle.gif

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03-22-2013, 12:24 AM #11
bohica Member
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That would be all the "probable cause" I would need to lock em up and melt the keys.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
JollyRoger Show this Post
03-22-2013, 01:37 AM #12
JollyRoger Incognito Anonymous
 
You guys are funny. They still won't release to a third party without my consent in writing or a warrant.



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