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Oh, how I could live with blondes forever
09-15-2015, 04:22 PM #1
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One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked:

“Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?”
The blonde said it was hers.
“Your dog seems to be in heat,” the officer said.

The blonde replied:
“No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that tree.”

The policeman said: “No, you don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.”
“No way,” said the blonde: “My dog doesn't need bread.

She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.”

The exasperated policeman said:
“You still don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!”

The blonde looked at the cop and said:
“Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.”

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
09-15-2015, 04:37 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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09-15-2015, 06:57 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif That's blondeist.

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09-16-2015, 03:13 AM #4
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I had a unicorn blonde girlfriend in school I should have never let Her get away. Shes married and has two beautiful daughters. I was to young to see how special She is. Unicorn blonde Angles only come once in a lifetime if your lucky and have good karma, to find one.
09-16-2015, 07:48 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm blonde on the inside blonde.gif
09-16-2015, 08:07 AM #6
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09-16-2015, 03:43 PM #7
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There's another one ; BUT PLEASE, NO MONKEY BUSINESS

A husband and his blonde wife were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbor's dog was barking. This had been going on for months. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep.

Finally, the blonde says, "I've had enough. I'm going to do something about this." So she gets up, puts on her robe and goes down stairs and out the back door. A little while later, she comes back.

"What did you do? The dog's still barking, even louder now" asks the husband.

"I put the dog in our back yard. Let's see how they like it."

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
09-16-2015, 07:02 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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The obvious solution blonde.gif
09-17-2015, 12:46 AM #9
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I've always preferred brunette women I mean like long dark brown and long black hair f###en rulz But anyways...

Whataya tell a blonde with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice (*=*)



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