This Building is our Hall of Records for this Vicinity ,
Walking into the Hall , I spot Michael bent over the Yellow Slab ,
Full concentration on some scene on the Tube as well call it .
Sneaking up on Him ,,, I reached down from Behind and Pinch his Ankle
as I give out that Realistic Dog Bark of mine ( My other special Talent )
He Jumps Naturally ,,, but ,,, hits his elbow unnaturally on the Yellow Slab .
Ewww ,, that had to hurt ,,, I smile at him ,,
He growls back unnaturally ( he ain't ever been a doggie ) DAMMIT !
You're gonna hurt someone with those pranks one day ,,,
then rubs at his Hurt Elbow ,,, tee hee ,,,
Watch'a Watchin' Sport ?
" You Future Earth Mother ,,, and it ain't a pretty sight . "
His meaning was not that she was an Ugly Hag ( She was naturally ) ,, but ,, that her
Behavioral Patterns were just ,,, ah man ,,, never mind ,, they just were hard to watch .
I looked in ,,, where's she at ?
There's this Middle Aged Woman ,,, and no one else visible in the slab .
That's her David ,,,
" She's older than ,,, "
" 43 " Michael sighs ,,, yeah ,,, kinda dumb too ,, had a set of Twins at 40 , to
a young Soldier ,,, and now ? 43 and Pregnant again ,, Married Him , but ,,
oh well , Careless when having ,,, relations with a Man ,,, this will be her Eight Child .
" Hey wait a Minute Michael ,, if she's already with Child ,,, How is she going to be
my Earth Mother ,,, Adoption ?
No no David ,,, The Soul Left the Body , he's back here now ,,, Said it's to ,, well ,
he didn't exactly like the Vibes of the Father , said he was pure Evil "
Oooops ,, let it slip didn't ya Michael ?
How Evil and who was it that abandoned the Mission ?
Never mind , I don't want to know ,,, I'm in already , no way I'd let Bonnie
go in there without me "
Michael Snorts ,, Beard Fills with spittle ,,, He Laughs ,,,
and You're the Gent that swears he's not interested in any one ,,, dufus ! "
" Let it slip didn't ya David ? "
Two Shay ,,,
" That's Touche' "
Not this one ,,, That's twice ya got me